Sunday, January 08, 2006

A Fun Game

Here is a fun game that I only started to play last night with some friends just as we were leaving a dinner party:

What would be the most wrong, the most embarrassing, the most raw and inappropriate title for a solo show?

Here are my ideas:

1. My Barren Womb
2. I am Miserable
3. Please Buy My Art and/or Write About It

217 comments:

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mountain man said...

What are your ideas?

fairy butler said...

gosh, that about sums it up mm. lesseee.

"incest" - or "grandaddy touched me"
"picking the wounds"

eh. these suck. this is hard.

Helpful said...

The Stillness of The Heart
Breaking Boundaries
Poignant Reflections
I Love K Fed

Baby Denim said...

Phenomenology and Tautology
Flattering Self-Portraits
Have you heard the good news?

mountain man said...

I Hate Myself
Fractures of the Soul
I Wish I Had Been A Stripper But Now I Am Too Old

fairy butler said...

Genius
I hate my parents
Conquering addiciton

fairy butler said...

my favorite so far is " have you heard the good news" ha ha. daiel would be good at this game.

mm. sloth posted about a show at jeff bailey gallery. please look at it online. it is freaking me out right now. upsetting me.

mountain man said...

FB, I can see why this would make you feel strange. It is related but very very different looking. Same things, different visual effect. Much more graphic, yours are delicate and elegantly awkward. More personal, yours are. That may not make you feel any better. I saw a show recently at Jeff Bailey that freaked me out in a similar way. Patterns and landscape. There are artists' work that I see that make me feel generic. It is depressing. But some things are just in the air....?? I am not sure what to think when this happens.

Big Barb said...

Here is a title:

I Have a Yeast Infection

sloth said...

I sorry FB.

mountain man said...

Awwww, Slothy. You meant no harm. FB knows.

sloth said...

Maybe this will help?:

HFP was making paintings of "night vision" scenes from war, and everyone kept saying he should see Joy Garnett's work, and she was doing exactly the same thing. They met, Joy curated him into a show at White Columns. Both have since moved on with styles, and are good friends. It was just a matter of 2 artists' arcs intersecting at a moment. Not to fret.

mountain man said...

Good point. You are you and he is him. You don't have to be enemies with the people whose work are similar...there can be a positive alignment. Sloth is wise.

sloth said...

Also: Just looked up yr work online, and I don't think it's that similar. His is more graphic/surrealist, yours is more hand-made/pop psychedelic... and way better.

fairy butler said...

no sorries!! I am sorry for spastic lapse into insecurity. It is just so weird when the thing in the air is your own thing. i hate that. but i have to go and see then i can formulate response.

fairy butler said...

positive alignment is welcome. yes.

sloth said...

also, I came across your "Lucky" mag photo shoot.... gorgeous!

mountain man said...

The thing in the air is your own thing...I think we have all been there at some point. There is always a constellation of other artists and styles that people pinpoint you into. It's how we make sense of what we see. Not a bad thing, just there is this need to find your own divergent path within whatever trend. I should be down at the shack now making my work more unique but there is still all this post-holiday organizing and cleaning to do. LAME.

sloth said...

me too. I could write a book: "Studio Avoidance Strategies"

mountain man said...

Yes FB was a cutie in that shoot. I was mesmerized.

mountain man said...

Blogging being at the top of the list, Sloth!! Look at me, I haven't blogged so much in weeks and it's because I have so many boring tasks to complete. I should pull the plug here. 5 more minutes.

hammy said...

hearts on fire
bush sucks
coma remeniscent
cornrows and hatemail
slumber love and sexuality
wonderland and sexual activities of the stars
paris hilton had sex with me
gnostic gospels and Jesus: my interpretation
I am the way the truth and the life; I am a believer
Prophetic wanderer
I've already made it
this was brought to my attention

mountain man said...

Well done Hams!!!! I knew you'd be good at this game.

Jesus Won't Save Me
I am Blind with Desire
My thighs need squeezing for they are soft as Cheez wiz

mountain man said...

I like "Slumber Love and Sexuality"

Hams!!! ROCKIT.

hammy said...

zany contours
dog days for me
alice is my whore in wonderland

Ken said...

Child Abuse is Ok
Poo Smears
I Steal Bikes

hammy said...

pussy moments
the grimy underpinnings of armpits and universalism
untitled horse
empathy for my naval

mountain man said...

Trapped in Rabbit Hutches
Paper Clips in My Ears Hurt Me
Juice and Jam Stains on my Jeans

fairy butler said...

i cannot even escape computer to make coffee. I have a problem! L train is out today. I think i will go on another bushwick camera outing today. now that the alcohol from last night is winding its way out.

sloth said...

"Pussy Moments"!!!! HAHAHA! oh my god....

Fazz said...

Please Love Me

mountain man said...

Please Love Me and My Poo
Lap Trauma
Gazing Inward at my Problems
Trying to Get Close to Others

hammy said...

corosive parking job
wishful cartharsis and jubilation
myself and you

sloth said...

For My Dead Dad
I am Highly Sensitive
The Dance of Anger

Dirk said...

juxtaposing different things
juggling time and space
i am flying, no, i am soaring

mountain man said...

the square dance of anger
the timing and placement of me is unfortunate

hammy said...

lap trauma!!! love

drawing money
falling leaves
the earth is painstaking
anatomy of barbarism
naming my aid's related illnesses

kitten said...

I am flying, no, I am soaring. LOL

mountain man said...

corrosive parking job is great!!!

that homeless smell
my coming death via overdose

sloth said...

Embarrassing Problems
Joy
Healing Images

Big Barb said...

chinks and kikes should stay away from each other

hammy said...

aids and how to beat it
poke my wounds
symetry and justifications
detection of white heads

fairy butler said...

falling leaves....YES!

mountain man said...

Stop the Rains
Don't Stop the Rains
Don't Stop the Dance
Stop the Dance

sloth said...

Me vs. Picasso

sloth said...

After the Rain Dance

mountain man said...

Gut Trembles
Just Cause
Beer Goggles

hammy said...

tag you're it
hunting prey for kicks

mountain man said...

Me vs. You vs. Picasso

sloth said...

"LOL"

mountain man said...

Chewing Kittens in the Morning

mountain man said...

"LOL"!!!!! YES!!!!

sloth said...

"Placenta non-grata"

Gorgon said...

This Work is Made from Baby Remains

mountain man said...

Babies Kill

mountain man said...

Cunts are Magic

sloth said...

Sallie Mae is My Pimp

hammy said...

memoirs of the drug clinic
I was once hospitalized
depression
bi- polar disordered
check points for mental hygiene

hammy said...

the gospel of carol

Anonymous said...

Splats on the Sidewalk
She's Listless, She won't eat
My sagging belly gets in the way

sloth said...

God's Invitation to You

mountain man said...

Hammy, what about

Pressure Point and Chicken

remember? That was your name one time.

hammy said...

juicy drippings and paint
the studio is my coffin

fairy butler said...

cunts ARE magic

sloth said...

my cat is my child

sloth said...

The Labial Goddess

hammy said...

those are good ones. :)

Pressure pointing the starry scopes of visionary siezure

divorcing hank

hammy said...

lost in labial lubricants
libidinal listlessness
languid labial labrynths and lies

sloth said...

"Divorcing Hank"... HAHAHA! love it

mountain man said...

My Psychic Told Me This Show Will Be a Failure

sloth said...

Oh my god I am laughing too hard...!

hammy said...

my dealer is a pharasee

art jams

mountain man said...

I LOVE

Divorcing Hank!!!!

mountain man said...

My Dealer Undermines Me All the Time

Art Jams!!!

hammy said...

a psalm for dollars
angels in my breadbox

mountain man said...

ANything with Labia and lots of alliteration would be a success.

sloth said...
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hammy said...

daddy touched me
manna in chelsea

sloth said...

Ruminations

hammy said...

you guys are cracking me up laughing out loud!

sloth said...

must... go... to... studio..........

silent sapien said...

This is kind of cheating since it's already a cd title but...

"babies pregnant with pregnant babies"

Anonymous said...

re: baad show titles
'blank slate'
'procrastination reigns'

Heart As Arena said...

You know I can't stay out of this one, this one the best ever. My entries . . .

Fuckbag Flora
I Went Down On My Dealer
Jesus Was A Capricorn (Wait. No. That's a Kris Kristofferson song.)
Minty Squaw

iidoit said...

My mother, my art, and i...

desperate housewife said...

Here's some guaranteed winners:

My Uncle the Rapist
Desperate Housewives
Tears of Jesus
Neoanything
Sadness: a Poem
Paintings from the Heart
Painting -- To Live!
I'm good too (I think)!
Most Improved 2005

krixfort said...

looking under scabs

Edna said...

Fit to Frame
Touched by the Pope: A Visual Diary
Shapes-n-Forms-n-More
I Love You, Fuck You, I'm Sorry

nabob said...

I'm sorry, Edna, but "I love you, fuck you, I'm sorry" would actaully be a great title for a show...

Mountain Man said...

I like Shapes-n-Forms-n-More but that's just me.

Torsion and Touching
Kinetic Invitations to Spirituality
Freed from Bondage of Self-Hate
Eliminate Hair Growth

And HAA Minty Squaw IS great. I want to steal it.

Big Barb said...

Ma Pussy Has Sagged to Look Like a Pair of 1984 Cheenos

hammy said...

I have a show coming up and now I'm scared about the title!! I'm serious.

what do you think?

Divorcing Hank or Art Jams?

pd said...

I missed a great time--I've been really sick. So here are mine:

Fun with Fellatio
Obesity is so over
I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance
Hope you have a heart attack and die
Bush sucks Cheney's....

hammy said...

PD, I'm really sick too. I wish we could sip chicken soup together. I am sequestered.

"obesity is so over" is hilarious

pd said...

I am so tired of chicken broth right now--ugh! It would be more fun if I had some company.

Who moved my cheese

pd said...

Ham--come over and we'll have some Jack Daniels and Oxy.

pd said...

It's not your baby
Who let the dogs out
Bladder control is overrated

sloth said...

Ha! Highlarious, PD... who let the dogs out... owie!

Mountain Man said...

Bitch Whores
Dirty Little Whores
Hammerhead in the Morning Light
Breakfast on Bald Head
Put the Bacon Down
Give me back my suds
I am drowing in fish delight
Dolphins are a symbol of Peace
My Anullment

PD - you are great! Feel better please, you too Hams.

I like Divorcing Hank personally, HP. It's weird. But now you have thought of so many that the right one will hit you like a turkey in the forehead.

the pot is full of beans
gynecology is more painful than people want to admit

sloth said...

Reading these over again revealed new faves... most excellent thread!

Mountain Man said...

My Fourth Abortion
Interplanetary Federations are a Mistake

Mickey said...

What if your juice is made of pee?

sloth said...

Wazzup, Yo?
Voiding My Soul
The Zone

Mountain Man said...

Yeah Sloth. Wazzzup Yo.

24-7
It's All Good
What up?

Pretentious German Attitudes
Rich Man's Po-Mo

Mountain Man said...

Dirty Pillows

Mountain Man said...

pursed lips
aging pets
pet loaf
sexy lady expressionism with flowers

Fred said...

The Baby Was Mine and You Killed It, Bitch

Dirk said...

Women are Inferior

sloth said...

Can't you just imagine everyone saying, "Have you seen the 'Dirty Pillows' show at MoMa? It's great!!!

Mountain Man said...

That would be great. I would like to see a show called that.

Mountain Man said...

Nice Sloth.

It hurts, It burns

sloth said...

Greenish Discharge

Pippin said...

My bisected stomach looks like a tush

sloth said...

Buy My Art So I Can Get My Teeth Whitened

Mountain Man said...

Yeah!!!

My Teeth Are So Yellow, Please Help Me!!!!!

Mountain Man said...

Based on this show, Would you imagine I had been ass-raped?

Gigi said...

Hot Dogs Are For Everyone

Anonymous said...

2 dimensions are 3 dimensions

Anonymous said...

penis warts

sloth said...

Soul Ache

sloth said...

Soul Acne

sloth said...

MM, I can't stop laughing... the ass-rape one....

Nabob said...

The Power of Art

Mountain Man said...

I love Soul Acne

How about

The Power of Love and the Power of Art working together for the first time

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sloth said...

My Obsession: Kiddie Porn
Crevasse
Synergy Flow
Phat Lines

sloth said...

blogger can't find it, ems...

Mountain Man said...

sorry that would be

edwardwinkleman.blogspot.com


my apologies. i too think kiddie porn, in particular baby porn would be good for art and show title.

fairy butler said...

kickass to uncle fritz on the blog mention. i just commented. scary.

His Wife said...

I loved your comment FB and UF will too. He was very touched by the post. He deserves. He works harder than anyone I have ever met. Ever. Also let it be known that he has a Mountain Man sized appetite. Makes sense.

nardlet said...

Reading the tea leaves
Zeitgeist
My hands are bleeding from painting so much

Mountain Man said...

Sloth, what about

I am the Zeitgeist??

Zeitgeist is a word that is under-used especially in the art parlance.

I am the Palimpsest, the Zeitgeist, the aging Youthquake

sloth said...

YAY Uncle Fritz!!! I am in love with his paintings.

sloth said...

MM, I like how "I am the zeitgeist" has a Beatles reference...

Mountain Man said...

Also, the Jesus reference..I am the way, etc., etc.

Fritz will be very pleased with these responses!!! He needs to feel the love.

sloth said...

Fritzy must know he is a frickin genius artist & loved by many.

sloth said...

ps MM, as per your & UF's recommendation, I've been playing with the Golden Fluid Acrylics. LOVE.

Mountain Man said...

They rule. And they have changed both of our work and for the better we both think. Love the Golden Fluids.

sloth said...

They impart a freshness that has been lacking for me.

sloth said...

still experimenting... gotta make a real painting with them still...

Nabob said...

Has this one been used already?

Who do I have to blow to get a review?

Mountain Man said...

Nabob, no I don't think that one's been used yet. But there has been plenty of references to fellatio.

Do I Have To Suck Jerry Saltz's Penis to Get a Review?

I think this is an appropriate path you are onto.

Mountain Man said...

Jerry, just for the record, I'm REAL good at BJ's. I got a blue ribbon at the County Fair.

Jerry said...

I'll put you on the list.

Mountain Man said...

WOW!!!! Thanks Jerry!!!! I am super duper excited to be on the list. Please make me, don't break me.

Jerry said...

Please don't tell anyone about what I'll be wearing, okay?

NumberOneArtist said...

Edgecutters of the Future
Future Shockers
The Shock of the Nude
History in the Making
Neo Avant Guardist
Fire in my Belly
My Paintings are my Children
I Paint with my Cock

More to come . . .

Mountain Man said...

Numberone,

I can't wait for more. Please don't make me wait too long!!!

Cocks had make their debut.

My Cock is Set on High to Emit Rapid Fire Daubs of Paint
The Cock of Humanity is My Art
My Cock Hurts From Painting So Much

You have inspired me so much. I heart you.

Victor said...

The Avant Garde is Me
The Scalliwag Artist Leader is Me
I am Shocked by Newness in the Form of Me

Anonymous said...

Body and Soul
Heart and Soul

Foul Mouthed Serb said...

Stop Slapping my Face with Your Dick All Covered in Shit from Fucking Jesus, Part II

Rose Tatoo said...

Touch of Class™