The possible cures for Poetic Lassitude, Pyrexia Poetica, also known as Iambic Langour or Black Plapsy, are as follows.
1. Beat victim with oaken staves
2. Cold shower regime
3. Cross country running
4. Enema
Limit the sources of infection. Isolate or the infection will spread.
38 comments:
I don't want these cures. They are contra-indicated.
your tongue is rampant, it is scratchy.
Chumps.
Please define chump.
I am not positive but think you may be chump. Are you seeking to be in charge of many? Are you unpleasant in your arrogance? Be honest.
I am not a Chump, but I can give you a long list wherein I name names, if you want me to.
Ham Paw might be a Chump enabler.
I hate when people cannot think of monikers and therefore use anonymous as an option. Lame.
Silence is good. Silence is enabled by blogging. That is good.
I want your mouths to always stay shut, your tongues to always stay retracted. I am tired of your sneaking ways, your full of shit ways. You expect everything to be done for you. It will not ever be.
putty. Please name names.
Ham Paw, is it true? Are you a chump?
that's right. Do it yourself chumps. Get smart retards.
I have decided not to. I don't want to offend. It is indecent.
You are not smart so how can you get smart?
putty is a pussy. Meow
Ham Paw, what do you expect? Sympathy? Financial compensation? Love?
I am a pussy made of putty. You are right. However, if I name names I will risk offending the circle of powerful leaders who control my comings and goings.
I am tired of these denials. Admit your guilt and stop pretending you are separate and therefore better than others.
No, you are too demanding. Ham Paw, you are correct in seeking expulsion. Please expel yourself from yourself. I will if you will.
Stop being shitty to Ham Paw. Go away if you must.
Where is that idiot McFarland.
Why are there so many anonymous commenters today? Ham Paw, are you also made of putty in the sense of a pussy, like me?
Beat it no.
I dislike No.
No is a downer.
no is a shitbag. I hope to drive nails into his eyes
Anonymous. Go away. You are a drain on society and on the earth as a whole. You are repulsive to us all. you are insecure in your longings for superiority.
I have spawned a disease?
the other is worse than me.
MM you are not the boss of me. Neither is Ham.
No and anonymouses, GO AWAY.
The earth is on fire within the earth. This Sapphic Trench is a direct result of misuse and abuse of the leftover remnants of pre-times. It is bad what we have done. The ignorance must cease. Ham Paw is right about the cures, they are the only solutions. I am about to run.
Ham Paw is a channeler from pre-times.
HP come back.
I love Sappho, and Groucho and Harpo too!
Connie, you are male, right? Sloth can tell.
MM, Sloth hopes your sleeping-and-waking cycles are well regulated with the appropriate substances, and that your nap-life is rich and satisfying. This can be a key to personal chuffedness. Many problems can be solved.
Thank you Sloth, MM and I are very nappistic. You are lovely and the fires of richness burn in your gullet with the fullest trench of Sappho.
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