Friday, May 27, 2005

Sapphic Trench

The possible cures for Poetic Lassitude, Pyrexia Poetica, also known as Iambic Langour or Black Plapsy, are as follows.

1. Beat victim with oaken staves
2. Cold shower regime
3. Cross country running
4. Enema

Limit the sources of infection. Isolate or the infection will spread.

43 comments:

No said...

I don't want these cures. They are contra-indicated.

ham paw said...

There are swellings in my passageway due to consumption and decompression. there are many options for cure, namely the cross country running. I have recently begun this in earnest. It is not helping the rambling convulsant tongue. I am at my wits end.

putty said...

your tongue is rampant, it is scratchy.

Anonymous said...

Chumps.

man of the middle age said...

Please define chump.

Anonymous said...

I am not positive but think you may be chump. Are you seeking to be in charge of many? Are you unpleasant in your arrogance? Be honest.

Putty said...

I am not a Chump, but I can give you a long list wherein I name names, if you want me to.

Anonymous said...

Ham Paw might be a Chump enabler.

Campaign for Silence said...

I hate when people cannot think of monikers and therefore use anonymous as an option. Lame.

Putty said...

Silence is good. Silence is enabled by blogging. That is good.

ham paw said...

very unpleasant even to myself. Very chumpy. Very chump looking. VEry forelorn.

worm said...

I want your mouths to always stay shut, your tongues to always stay retracted. I am tired of your sneaking ways, your full of shit ways. You expect everything to be done for you. It will not ever be.

party time said...

putty. Please name names.

Anonymous said...

Ham Paw, is it true? Are you a chump?

Anonymous said...

that's right. Do it yourself chumps. Get smart retards.

Putty said...

I have decided not to. I don't want to offend. It is indecent.

ham paw said...

I am. It is the source of my tribulations.

Anonymous said...

You are not smart so how can you get smart?

putty enemy squad said...

putty is a pussy. Meow

Anonymous said...

Ham Paw, what do you expect? Sympathy? Financial compensation? Love?

Putty said...

I am a pussy made of putty. You are right. However, if I name names I will risk offending the circle of powerful leaders who control my comings and goings.

ham paw said...

all and none of the above. I mostly hope to expel.

No said...

I am tired of these denials. Admit your guilt and stop pretending you are separate and therefore better than others.

Anonymous said...

No, you are too demanding. Ham Paw, you are correct in seeking expulsion. Please expel yourself from yourself. I will if you will.

criminal said...

Stop being shitty to Ham Paw. Go away if you must.

Anonymous said...

Where is that idiot McFarland.

Putty said...

Why are there so many anonymous commenters today? Ham Paw, are you also made of putty in the sense of a pussy, like me?

mountain man said...

Beat it no.

Putty said...

I dislike No.

Putty said...

No is a downer.

mountain man said...

no is a shitbag. I hope to drive nails into his eyes

mountain man said...

Anonymous. Go away. You are a drain on society and on the earth as a whole. You are repulsive to us all. you are insecure in your longings for superiority.

Sappho said...

I have spawned a disease?

anonymous 1 said...

the other is worse than me.

Anonymous said...

MM you are not the boss of me. Neither is Ham.

Sappho said...

No and anonymouses, GO AWAY.

Bozo said...

The earth is on fire within the earth. This Sapphic Trench is a direct result of misuse and abuse of the leftover remnants of pre-times. It is bad what we have done. The ignorance must cease. Ham Paw is right about the cures, they are the only solutions. I am about to run.

Pan said...

Ham Paw is a channeler from pre-times.

Putty said...

HP come back.

ham paw said...

My chumptom is compromised. Cowards refuse the cure.

Connies linguist said...

I love Sappho, and Groucho and Harpo too!

sloth said...

Connie, you are male, right? Sloth can tell.

MM, Sloth hopes your sleeping-and-waking cycles are well regulated with the appropriate substances, and that your nap-life is rich and satisfying. This can be a key to personal chuffedness. Many problems can be solved.

Ham Paw said...

Thank you Sloth, MM and I are very nappistic. You are lovely and the fires of richness burn in your gullet with the fullest trench of Sappho.