Friday, April 08, 2005
guts
I have delicate yet fierce guts!! These guts are suffering in a swollen gassy way, but what's worse is the placement of the dogs! The dogs are clearly visible. They jut out in the vicinity of my belly button and then in other places I have extra rows of plump ribs. My large intestines are clogged with hot dog dough. I can see the mini wieners lined up waiting to exit. And in the morning I make tubular rock gardens.
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You are not alone. I am strangled by my lower intestines. I can hardly breathe. There is a putrid smell coming from my anus.
I am about to lose my lunch.
Let me suggest a cleansing treatment of witchhazel and tannic acids. Do not dilute these substances of purification. You must rub the withhazel in a circular fashion in the cellular vicinity of the anus. This process is healing but also the fragrence draws the fecal matter out, much like a worm.
What is up? NASty!
Yes HP, I know form whench you speak.
But be careful of the protruding golgi bodies that attach themselves to the cell walls of the intestines large and small.
Dr. What do they look like? I am concerned for my passageways to freedom.
Golgis are sort of like planctum, except they reside in the rectum. IT is clinical trust.
Be careful not to underestimate the golgi body..as it consists of lumpy, fibrous tissue that may cause harm.
Holy Christ! You guys are fingering some REAL arcana. You may have hit something sensitive, though, with Golgi. The subject is inflamed in my neck of the woods.
I think I saw golgi last night. Not pretty.
hi Mountain-y!
how's your tubular rock garden?
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