Friday, April 08, 2005
I have delicate yet fierce guts!! These guts are suffering in a swollen gassy way, but what's worse is the placement of the dogs! The dogs are clearly visible. They jut out in the vicinity of my belly button and then in other places I have extra rows of plump ribs. My large intestines are clogged with hot dog dough. I can see the mini wieners lined up waiting to exit. And in the morning I make tubular rock gardens.