Friday, April 08, 2005

guts

I have delicate yet fierce guts!! These guts are suffering in a swollen gassy way, but what's worse is the placement of the dogs! The dogs are clearly visible. They jut out in the vicinity of my belly button and then in other places I have extra rows of plump ribs. My large intestines are clogged with hot dog dough. I can see the mini wieners lined up waiting to exit. And in the morning I make tubular rock gardens.

12 comments:

wraparound said...

You are not alone. I am strangled by my lower intestines. I can hardly breathe. There is a putrid smell coming from my anus.

disguzted said...

I am about to lose my lunch.

ham paw said...

Let me suggest a cleansing treatment of witchhazel and tannic acids. Do not dilute these substances of purification. You must rub the withhazel in a circular fashion in the cellular vicinity of the anus. This process is healing but also the fragrence draws the fecal matter out, much like a worm.

prescious moments said...

What is up? NASty!

self-defecator said...

Yes HP, I know form whench you speak.

Dr. Phillobuster said...

But be careful of the protruding golgi bodies that attach themselves to the cell walls of the intestines large and small.

little sister said...

Dr. What do they look like? I am concerned for my passageways to freedom.

expert. said...

Golgis are sort of like planctum, except they reside in the rectum. IT is clinical trust.

Dr. Phillobuster said...

Be careful not to underestimate the golgi body..as it consists of lumpy, fibrous tissue that may cause harm.

gretta r. said...

Holy Christ! You guys are fingering some REAL arcana. You may have hit something sensitive, though, with Golgi. The subject is inflamed in my neck of the woods.

krixfort said...

I think I saw golgi last night. Not pretty.

krixfort said...

hi Mountain-y!

how's your tubular rock garden?