Last night I punched Beth in the head. She fell down. She tipped over backwards and fell down to the black and white speckled floor. As she fell, the gum she was chewing fell out of her slightly open mouth. I love the look of chewed gum.
I don't want to say what happened next. It was sexy, I'll just say that.
I am going to the snack bar for hot dogs and nachos today, and no one can stop me, not even my ill-tempered tum.
I may be thrown out of reality this weekend, it is something I am actually quite worried about. If I am, I promise to go without a fight, I don't want to create worse problems for those who know me, the ones who would most likely throw me out. It's ok. I am ready for banishment. I know what the deal is.
Have a delicious, pain-free day, everyone. I will try to do the same.