Last night I attended a meeting of the Fiend Society of America. Here are some interesting people I met:
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I am looking forward to future activities and fellowship with fiends.
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The fellowship of the fiends is a matter not to be taken lightly. You were destined to be together, to hold hands, break bread, and make scented candles in harmony. It is through this bond that the illuminated one shall reveal himself to all. Fellows, unite the energies into one pulsating strobe and rip this dimension from its chains of grimness and causality. Strike down the impeders, the pilers, the haters, the foul-breathed and rotund. The new world is blooming like a phoenix from the ashes. Soon it will come to pass.
I agree wise one. You are too wise. I wish MM would have told us about the Fiend Convention. I would have tried to come, even in my compromised ghostly state. They look like an enjoyable bunch, especially the grinner in the t-shirt. He looks like a sex toy.
I hate the pope. I hate catholicism and all religions. The only worship I sanction is the worship of bunnies and kitties. That's just me. I'm just saying.
I am a wise guy. I've got lots of muscs and they say I smell good. I wear a sheepskin coat and nikes only. I work in industrials. I hate walking. I love gimpy behavior and expect to be infantalized. Got it?
Get real people. I'm so big I'll sit on you all. The acid gasses are best in group hug fashion. I have many skills and this is one of them. please everyone lets attack Jery Fallwell at the hospital. I've sat on the best of them. It is a skill I fashion at dinner time.
Listen Carlos, I think you are interesting but you are out of fashion. I will sit on you!!! HEY CARLOS!!! I bet I weigh more than you. Wanna have a chicken fight?
Baby lets get it together. I wanna get in trouble with you. MM, I'm talking to Helen. You are an interloper, but I'm starting to get aroused. Oh boy. I've started to smell.
Leave MM alone. He is complicated and I think he has a colon disease. Also he is somewhat schizo-affective, borderline personality and a pathological liar. I believe he has multiple personalities as well.
Where do you work Carlos? Perhaps I can drive over and lick your calves for a while. I wouldn't mind. Even if I don't like your smell I will still do it. Let me at you.
I am making a fool of myself at work. I am a super spaz. I just got back from the bathroom and now I am running around doing everything wrong again. I fail.
I fear he means for us to open your minds and hearts to those around us. It is a dangerous time, Gas; there are few to be trusted. Yet, it is also true that we should proceed, in procession, through this glorious world with openness, at the very least, to our selves.
Hello midnight pigs!!! I am in the garden of evil!!! Hi Gwendoline. Where have you been? Abducted by a monster bearing prickly gnashy needles? I think so. I am glad your kidnapper has returned you. I hope he doesn't remove you from this lively forum ever again.
I am so pleasant today. I have a broken paw, but that's okay. I am truly consumed by the ethics of medicine. It is so time activating. I have a tail that is not ethical. Lets leave it at that.
It must be him. He is one half goat and the other half man. I love this guy kiss on the mouth. He is twisted. A little guy who is so deeply twisted is a good thing for the world.
I am delightfully evil and kissable. I belong in the garden with the dogs and toes and trolls.
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102 comments:
The fellowship of the fiends is a matter not to be taken lightly. You were destined to be together, to hold hands, break bread, and make scented candles in harmony. It is through this bond that the illuminated one shall reveal himself to all. Fellows, unite the energies into one pulsating strobe and rip this dimension from its chains of grimness and causality. Strike down the impeders, the pilers, the haters, the foul-breathed and rotund. The new world is blooming like a phoenix from the ashes. Soon it will come to pass.
I agree wise one. You are too wise. I wish MM would have told us about the Fiend Convention. I would have tried to come, even in my compromised ghostly state. They look like an enjoyable bunch, especially the grinner in the t-shirt. He looks like a sex toy.
I met with you MM. Do yu not remember? We broke bread before you started choking.
What choking??? I do not recall such choking. I just had a hairball which I expectorated quickly.
Cathy you will have to remind me who you are.
I love causality, wise one. I love coming to pass. I am going to break up with Satoshi today. I am tired of his whining.
I hope the pope dies today. Then he will truly be remembered as a fool.
That is truly sacreligious of you Pagan Ritual. Yay.
I have just made a miraculous discovery. I AM FLAME RETARDANT!!!
I am also pleased for the pope. One less bigot is a good thing.
will you accept me Helen? Will you be my love slave?
Yes perhaps Jeff Conto. But please tell me a little bit more about yourself such as will you succumb to a gimp outfit?
I will be your love slave only if you will be mine first.
I hate the pope. I hate catholicism and all religions. The only worship I sanction is the worship of bunnies and kitties. That's just me. I'm just saying.
I also don't mind worshiping Lorenzo Lamas.
Quien es mas macho? Lorenzo Lamas? O Ricardo Mantelban? Lamas o Mantelban?
I am a wise guy. I've got lots of muscs and they say I smell good. I wear a sheepskin coat and nikes only. I work in industrials. I hate walking. I love gimpy behavior and expect to be infantalized. Got it?
Hmm. Carlos. Interesting. Perhaps you would like to weigh in on Juan's question. I believe Ricardo Mantelban is more macho. How about you?
Carlos you sound like a swinger. As in "to swing."
Impossible. The water is the cure all. I am a pope imposter some say. I have a stooped appearance to conceal my members. Yes, you heard me!
Icky poo. Please, could someone help me get free of the toilet paper tangle.
Carlos, I have some bad news for you. You make no sense. Are you an April Fools' Joke?
And PD - Image #1, she is a nice lady named Dorcas McBride. She is Irish as her name suggests. And no she is not retarded. She is fun!
haha on you kitten #3. you are stuck forever!!
Get real people. I'm so big I'll sit on you all. The acid gasses are best in group hug fashion. I have many skills and this is one of them. please everyone lets attack Jery Fallwell at the hospital. I've sat on the best of them. It is a skill I fashion at dinner time.
The hug is an alibi.
Listen Carlos, I think you are interesting but you are out of fashion. I will sit on you!!! HEY CARLOS!!! I bet I weigh more than you. Wanna have a chicken fight?
The hug is misleading. Which is not nice. Carlos you need to learn how to tell the truth.
I've just made a fool of myself at work. Someone just asked me if I am okay. I can't get into it. Lets just say that I'm not a winner.
You are the one who needs to get real. You have me so fired up and I don't know why. I think I like your smell.
MM sounds like you need to hook up with Carlos. What is wrong with you?
I don't want to hear about your on the job screw ups today. You are a loser.
Baby lets get it together. I wanna get in trouble with you. MM, I'm talking to Helen. You are an interloper, but I'm starting to get aroused. Oh boy. I've started to smell.
Leave MM alone. He is complicated and I think he has a colon disease. Also he is somewhat schizo-affective, borderline personality and a pathological liar. I believe he has multiple personalities as well.
anonymous is superior to us all. I have special powers that you do not have. I'm so special I can't work. Beat it.
Where do you work Carlos? Perhaps I can drive over and lick your calves for a while. I wouldn't mind. Even if I don't like your smell I will still do it. Let me at you.
Edith, how could you tell everyone this? I thought I was hiding my disorders so nicely.
I work at the purina cannery by the shore. Come quickly
I am on my way. My Oldsmobile just needs a quick tune-up.
So many loves have been kindled on my blog. I am so weepy.
I am troubled. yes, but very huggable. I am precious in zod's eyes. I am not meant for this world.
Hillary is a hourse-mouthed tard..and she has a whiff of the stick about her too.
group hug.
She does, PD. So does Juliette Lewis and Christina Ricci. Who else? Renee Zelweger a little bit too.
I'm still waiting. HURRY! My calves are very dry. I have a runny situation that is helping.
More debasement, Chad!!! I am on my knees!! Put the bridle back on me!!!
I have disquiet and disagreement in my soul. I am cooled by a moisturizing balm but still crazed.
I have some string. I will tie up carlos.
My nose is running too Carlos. Is that what you mean by a runny situation? I need a shower. I stink.
I eat kittens. Just like Helene.
Nice PD! I agree. I have that look as well.
Hillary, just don't give me that right hook!
Leave Dawson alone. He's so hot in bed and his head is not so big in real life.
Uh, Joey what's goin' on here? I know you think I'm a loser, but...I have not a whiff of the tard!
THERE IS SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENING!!!!! I AM BEING RAPED!!!!!!!!!! IN THE MEN'S ROOM!!! Oh god oh god oh god.
Kitten eater. Chill out. Smell the spring air. calm yourself by rocking back and forth quickly.
Come back kittens!! You are so naughty!!
HELP ME PRECIOUS MOMENTS!!!!
Fight them off! use your dagger teeth!
I need everyone to do things that I say.
I AM KICKING BUT THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM HERE!!!!!!!! HELP IT HURTS!! IT BURNS!!!
MM you need to relax and enjoy it. That is the only way to get through. I am going to write you a poem later to commemmorate your rape.
I'll be right there!! We'll have a threesome
one at a time! focus on the groin!
YOU MUST TESTIFY AGAINST YOUR ATTACKER!!
YOU MUST TESTIFY AGAINST YOUR ATTACKER!!
I can't! They are big. The sticks are really sharp!
PD! Save him!
I am making a fool of myself at work. I am a super spaz. I just got back from the bathroom and now I am running around doing everything wrong again. I fail.
There are guts on my pants. I am trying to clean up the entrails with my paper clips.
I AM SPAZZING!
I will see you all in HELL!
thank you PD. I need the support. The paper clips just got stuck in my nose. I will try the copier. maybe is I straddle it...
Open.
Open what, Gas, you vacuous stench.
I fear he means for us to open your minds and hearts to those around us. It is a dangerous time, Gas; there are few to be trusted. Yet, it is also true that we should proceed, in procession, through this glorious world with openness, at the very least, to our selves.
Praise Zodd.
I am full of gas right now.
PD, where is that deli slicer, I may just have a use for it.
ps - PD, by gum, you are saucy.
Gwendoline, were you also murdered by your husband as I was? There is a whiff of the dead about you.
There are many people who are missing. I am sad.
Gwendoline!!! I missed you! Are you back?
FYI: Ricardo Monyalban es poquito mas macho.
i am mas macho
tatoo, you are short.
what you talkin' 'bout Krix?
Hello midnight pigs!!! I am in the garden of evil!!! Hi Gwendoline. Where have you been? Abducted by a monster bearing prickly gnashy needles? I think so. I am glad your kidnapper has returned you. I hope he doesn't remove you from this lively forum ever again.
I love sliced meats.
I can't stop crying. I am so sad and jealous all the time of everyone.
Why are you crying Niles? Because you have no friends in the world?
MM I was going to meet you in the garden but I went to the wrong one. I am in the garden of earthly delights.
I am the pig. I am the pig of wonderment. Please join me in my slaughter. I want to be a pork chop. I want to be a ham hock!
niles. Shut up you screwup in the face. I'm gonna slap you and your bad creations. Your time is UP!
I am eating a giant strawberry.
I am eating molton gold.
I am eating Helene's toe.
I am listening to Suzanne Vega and smoking weed.
I am overdosing on gravy pills.
I am so pleasant today. I have a broken paw, but that's okay. I am truly consumed by the ethics of medicine. It is so time activating. I have a tail that is not ethical. Lets leave it at that.
And the tail gets into things.
is that bottom picture Pan?
It must be him. He is one half goat and the other half man. I love this guy kiss on the mouth. He is twisted. A little guy who is so deeply twisted is a good thing for the world.
I am delightfully evil and kissable. I belong in the garden with the dogs and toes and trolls.
Yes, he looks as though he gives sugar kisses. I gather he has the power to bring on the dancing horses.
whatever he does, I'm sure he does it clean.
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