I am angry, this cannot be helped. The anger is lovely, like the stench of shrimp left out overnight. I am not in charge of these feelings, they come from Zogg, who is my true leader.
I am growing more fur than ever. I am wearing a shrunken vest. There is an interaction coming up in the next few minutes that I am not able to have without foaming at the mouth. There is not so much more to say. I want to go home and draw demons.
I will eat bananas and fried chicken tonight. Only the tan foods.
Thursday, March 31, 2005
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Naughty behavior!!! Very immoral and wrong. Try to change and be nicer.
I too am a fan of the tan foods. It's a good diet. I am very slender because of it.
the stick treatments are doomed. My leader is pressured to rub things. Together we must rub out the negativity of the self and the conscious pleasure. I introduce to you the notion of rubbed pleasure and the mastery of the stick.
Tan foods are not helpful in your condition. Try the reds.
The stick treatments will be furthered with the assistance of many hussies. They are under the sway and can turn into zombies when pressured correctly.
I am sticking with the tans. Ham Paw. I know you are biased because you are ruddy. But I think tans are best to apply pressure on the colon which must be cleansed with the right pain levels.
I should be fired. I can't keeps this thing running smoothly, and it is full of evil and wrongdoings.
Ham Paw. I want to lick you as well as rub. May i?
I have to go to church now.
Ham Paw I am here to do your bidding. I am still wearing my pale blue tutu and am carrying my wand.
I would like to participate in the pressures, Ham Paw.
I am not fond of the tan foods. I am fond of the liquid foods.
I brought a flask to krixfort's job. I'm drinking grasshoppers.
Mmmm grasshoppers and fried nuggets.
I was just thinking about grasshopper pie this morning.
they are summoning me to a meeting. I wonder if they will notice I am drunk? They might smell the reek of creme de menthe.
I am doomed.
I am sorry for all of you. God forgive you.
anonymous you pious pus bag. i PRAY for YOU!
The treatments are welcome to you all with the proper pressures and continuous calculations of the pleasure zones of the triumphant directors. The focus is on the continum of the others. The rest of us struggle while we forget.
Thank you for your prayers anonymous. I need forgiveness because Beth has been very bad to me. I need to forgive myself really for not loving myself enough.
I cannot forgive you. You are unforgiveable and unloveable.
The world would be a better place if we all practiced more self-love.
Honestly, I worry about you. You are slowly destroying yourself and everyone you supposedly love. This is why Beth is very bad to you. Because you are bad.
Then I must forgive you anonymous. You need love and I have plenty for everyone. Especially if you have lots of boob.
You must try to be more balanced.
You are beyond repair MM. Good luck to you. I must leave now. You are going to suffer terrible punishments, mark my words.
I balance on your boobies.
I am boobieless. That is impossible. I am neutered.
You are going to be consumed tonight by your own self-hate. Eat some candy, it's your last hope.
show me.
That is all for now.
anonymous and I want to meet you tonight.
I have poo yes. I have stuck, yes. I have poo stuck, yes.
I have lost my diapers and my demarcations. I have ceased to subsist. Please help.
I barely exist myself. I subsist on nothing plus pineapples.
I love pineappples.
I am told there are fun and games here.
I don't know about him but I would like to if I may. Are you that available?
I want to rub with MM.
I want to rub MM too.
I want to rub too. But shyly.
I miss tang.
I like rubber.
I heard Tang is on a slow boat to Thailand. Is this true?
I like Hi-C, not Tang
Who wants a piece of me?
damn Mary cheney, you are one dirty whore!
MARY CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT '08
Hi Mary!! I love you!!!!
Mary you are whip-smart for real. Please stay a lesbian.
Mary gives us cool, attractive, and hyper-competitive lesbians a bad name!
Kool Aid, wanna come over to my pad?
Uh, hello Martina, I blog too!
Hi!! I am a lesbian too. Let's mingle.
I want all of you!!!
I love lesbians. They act all man-hatin' and such but once I get a rapin' they all give in, lift their hairy, trunk-like legs and hump like nobody's business. Sometimes I let them live. Before I untie them I tells them "You been scared straight, girl! Now, don't go back to lap-snackin' or I'll be back to get what's mine. I gots my eye on you."
Sincerely,
John Wayne Goldberg
Mr. Wayne, that is so vile!
yucko.
oy! for the love of Zogg!
I am worried. I am vexed.
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