Thursday, March 31, 2005

Stick Treatments

I am angry, this cannot be helped. The anger is lovely, like the stench of shrimp left out overnight. I am not in charge of these feelings, they come from Zogg, who is my true leader.

I am growing more fur than ever. I am wearing a shrunken vest. There is an interaction coming up in the next few minutes that I am not able to have without foaming at the mouth. There is not so much more to say. I want to go home and draw demons.

I will eat bananas and fried chicken tonight. Only the tan foods.

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

Naughty behavior!!! Very immoral and wrong. Try to change and be nicer.

Anonymous said...

I too am a fan of the tan foods. It's a good diet. I am very slender because of it.

Anonymous said...

the stick treatments are doomed. My leader is pressured to rub things. Together we must rub out the negativity of the self and the conscious pleasure. I introduce to you the notion of rubbed pleasure and the mastery of the stick.

Anonymous said...

Tan foods are not helpful in your condition. Try the reds.

Mountain Man said...

The stick treatments will be furthered with the assistance of many hussies. They are under the sway and can turn into zombies when pressured correctly.

Mountain Man said...

I am sticking with the tans. Ham Paw. I know you are biased because you are ruddy. But I think tans are best to apply pressure on the colon which must be cleansed with the right pain levels.

Anonymous said...

I should be fired. I can't keeps this thing running smoothly, and it is full of evil and wrongdoings.

Mountain Man said...

Ham Paw. I want to lick you as well as rub. May i?

Anonymous said...

I have to go to church now.

Anonymous said...

Ham Paw I am here to do your bidding. I am still wearing my pale blue tutu and am carrying my wand.

Anonymous said...

I would like to participate in the pressures, Ham Paw.

Anonymous said...

I am not fond of the tan foods. I am fond of the liquid foods.

Anonymous said...

I brought a flask to krixfort's job. I'm drinking grasshoppers.

Mountain Man said...

Mmmm grasshoppers and fried nuggets.

Mountain Man said...

I was just thinking about grasshopper pie this morning.

Anonymous said...

they are summoning me to a meeting. I wonder if they will notice I am drunk? They might smell the reek of creme de menthe.

I am doomed.

Anonymous said...

I am sorry for all of you. God forgive you.

Anonymous said...

anonymous you pious pus bag. i PRAY for YOU!

Anonymous said...

The treatments are welcome to you all with the proper pressures and continuous calculations of the pleasure zones of the triumphant directors. The focus is on the continum of the others. The rest of us struggle while we forget.

Mountain Man said...

Thank you for your prayers anonymous. I need forgiveness because Beth has been very bad to me. I need to forgive myself really for not loving myself enough.

Anonymous said...

I cannot forgive you. You are unforgiveable and unloveable.

Anonymous said...

The world would be a better place if we all practiced more self-love.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, I worry about you. You are slowly destroying yourself and everyone you supposedly love. This is why Beth is very bad to you. Because you are bad.

Mountain Man said...

Then I must forgive you anonymous. You need love and I have plenty for everyone. Especially if you have lots of boob.

Anonymous said...

You must try to be more balanced.

Anonymous said...

You are beyond repair MM. Good luck to you. I must leave now. You are going to suffer terrible punishments, mark my words.

Mountain Man said...

I balance on your boobies.

Anonymous said...

I am boobieless. That is impossible. I am neutered.

Anonymous said...

You are going to be consumed tonight by your own self-hate. Eat some candy, it's your last hope.

Mountain Man said...

show me.

Anonymous said...

That is all for now.

Anonymous said...

anonymous and I want to meet you tonight.

Mountain Man said...

I have poo yes. I have stuck, yes. I have poo stuck, yes.

Anonymous said...

I have lost my diapers and my demarcations. I have ceased to subsist. Please help.

Anonymous said...

I barely exist myself. I subsist on nothing plus pineapples.

Anonymous said...

I love pineappples.

Anonymous said...

I am told there are fun and games here.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about him but I would like to if I may. Are you that available?

Anonymous said...

I want to rub with MM.

Anonymous said...

I want to rub MM too.

Anonymous said...

I want to rub too. But shyly.

Anonymous said...

I miss tang.

Anonymous said...

I like rubber.

Anonymous said...

I heard Tang is on a slow boat to Thailand. Is this true?

Anonymous said...

I like Hi-C, not Tang

Anonymous said...

Who wants a piece of me?

Anonymous said...

damn Mary cheney, you are one dirty whore!

Anonymous said...

MARY CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT '08

Anonymous said...

Hi Mary!! I love you!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mary you are whip-smart for real. Please stay a lesbian.

Anonymous said...

Mary gives us cool, attractive, and hyper-competitive lesbians a bad name!
Kool Aid, wanna come over to my pad?

Anonymous said...

Uh, hello Martina, I blog too!

Anonymous said...

Hi!! I am a lesbian too. Let's mingle.

Anonymous said...

I want all of you!!!

Anonymous said...

I love lesbians. They act all man-hatin' and such but once I get a rapin' they all give in, lift their hairy, trunk-like legs and hump like nobody's business. Sometimes I let them live. Before I untie them I tells them "You been scared straight, girl! Now, don't go back to lap-snackin' or I'll be back to get what's mine. I gots my eye on you."

Sincerely,
John Wayne Goldberg

Anonymous said...

Mr. Wayne, that is so vile!

Anonymous said...

yucko.

Anonymous said...

oy! for the love of Zogg!

Anonymous said...

I am worried. I am vexed.

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