Friday, April 01, 2005

Fiend Convention

Last night I attended a meeting of the Fiend Society of America. Here are some interesting people I met:

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I am looking forward to future activities and fellowship with fiends.

117 comments:

wise one said...

The fellowship of the fiends is a matter not to be taken lightly. You were destined to be together, to hold hands, break bread, and make scented candles in harmony. It is through this bond that the illuminated one shall reveal himself to all. Fellows, unite the energies into one pulsating strobe and rip this dimension from its chains of grimness and causality. Strike down the impeders, the pilers, the haters, the foul-breathed and rotund. The new world is blooming like a phoenix from the ashes. Soon it will come to pass.

Janice said...

I agree wise one. You are too wise. I wish MM would have told us about the Fiend Convention. I would have tried to come, even in my compromised ghostly state. They look like an enjoyable bunch, especially the grinner in the t-shirt. He looks like a sex toy.

cathy said...

I met with you MM. Do yu not remember? We broke bread before you started choking.

mountain man said...

What choking??? I do not recall such choking. I just had a hairball which I expectorated quickly.

mountain man said...

Cathy you will have to remind me who you are.

Helen Bicklesworth said...

I love causality, wise one. I love coming to pass. I am going to break up with Satoshi today. I am tired of his whining.

Pagan Ritual said...

I hope the pope dies today. Then he will truly be remembered as a fool.

mountain man said...

That is truly sacreligious of you Pagan Ritual. Yay.

mountain man said...

I have just made a miraculous discovery. I AM FLAME RETARDANT!!!

carlos said...

I am also pleased for the pope. One less bigot is a good thing.

jeff conto said...

will you accept me Helen? Will you be my love slave?

Helen Bicklesworth said...

Yes perhaps Jeff Conto. But please tell me a little bit more about yourself such as will you succumb to a gimp outfit?

Helen Bicklesworth said...

I will be your love slave only if you will be mine first.

Bubbles said...

I hate the pope. I hate catholicism and all religions. The only worship I sanction is the worship of bunnies and kitties. That's just me. I'm just saying.

Bubbles said...

I also don't mind worshiping Lorenzo Lamas.

Juan said...

Quien es mas macho? Lorenzo Lamas? O Ricardo Mantelban? Lamas o Mantelban?

carlos said...

I am a wise guy. I've got lots of muscs and they say I smell good. I wear a sheepskin coat and nikes only. I work in industrials. I hate walking. I love gimpy behavior and expect to be infantalized. Got it?

mountain man said...

Hmm. Carlos. Interesting. Perhaps you would like to weigh in on Juan's question. I believe Ricardo Mantelban is more macho. How about you?

mountain man said...

Carlos you sound like a swinger. As in "to swing."

postmoderndebunker said...

MM: Is the first fiend photo from Hillary Swank's high school yearbook?

carlos said...

Impossible. The water is the cure all. I am a pope imposter some say. I have a stooped appearance to conceal my members. Yes, you heard me!

postmoderndebunker said...

or is it Corky in drag?

kitten #3 said...

Icky poo. Please, could someone help me get free of the toilet paper tangle.

mountain man said...

Carlos, I have some bad news for you. You make no sense. Are you an April Fools' Joke?

And PD - Image #1, she is a nice lady named Dorcas McBride. She is Irish as her name suggests. And no she is not retarded. She is fun!

kitten #1 said...

haha on you kitten #3. you are stuck forever!!

carlos said...

Get real people. I'm so big I'll sit on you all. The acid gasses are best in group hug fashion. I have many skills and this is one of them. please everyone lets attack Jery Fallwell at the hospital. I've sat on the best of them. It is a skill I fashion at dinner time.

carlos said...

The hug is an alibi.

mountain man said...

Listen Carlos, I think you are interesting but you are out of fashion. I will sit on you!!! HEY CARLOS!!! I bet I weigh more than you. Wanna have a chicken fight?

mountain man said...

The hug is misleading. Which is not nice. Carlos you need to learn how to tell the truth.

mountain man said...

I've just made a fool of myself at work. Someone just asked me if I am okay. I can't get into it. Lets just say that I'm not a winner.

mountain man said...

You are the one who needs to get real. You have me so fired up and I don't know why. I think I like your smell.

Bubbles said...

MM sounds like you need to hook up with Carlos. What is wrong with you?

Anonymous said...

I don't want to hear about your on the job screw ups today. You are a loser.

carlos said...

Baby lets get it together. I wanna get in trouble with you. MM, I'm talking to Helen. You are an interloper, but I'm starting to get aroused. Oh boy. I've started to smell.

Edith said...

Leave MM alone. He is complicated and I think he has a colon disease. Also he is somewhat schizo-affective, borderline personality and a pathological liar. I believe he has multiple personalities as well.

postmoderndebunker said...

First Jerry Fallwell, now the Pope...I feel so lost.

mountain man said...

anonymous is superior to us all. I have special powers that you do not have. I'm so special I can't work. Beat it.

Helen Bicklesworth said...

Where do you work Carlos? Perhaps I can drive over and lick your calves for a while. I wouldn't mind. Even if I don't like your smell I will still do it. Let me at you.

mountain man said...

Edith, how could you tell everyone this? I thought I was hiding my disorders so nicely.

carlos said...

I work at the purina cannery by the shore. Come quickly

Helen Bicklesworth said...

I am on my way. My Oldsmobile just needs a quick tune-up.

postmoderndebunker said...

my apologies to Dorcas...I meant that Hillary Swank has a whiff of the tard about her.

mountain man said...

So many loves have been kindled on my blog. I am so weepy.

mountain man said...

I am troubled. yes, but very huggable. I am precious in zod's eyes. I am not meant for this world.

Chad Lowe said...

Hillary is a hourse-mouthed tard..and she has a whiff of the stick about her too.

mountain man said...

group hug.

mountain man said...

She does, PD. So does Juliette Lewis and Christina Ricci. Who else? Renee Zelweger a little bit too.

carlos said...

I'm still waiting. HURRY! My calves are very dry. I have a runny situation that is helping.

Hilary Swank said...

More debasement, Chad!!! I am on my knees!! Put the bridle back on me!!!

postmoderndebunker said...

MM:Love begins with you hunky monkey.

Bubbles said...

I have disquiet and disagreement in my soul. I am cooled by a moisturizing balm but still crazed.

kitten #2 said...

I have some string. I will tie up carlos.

mountain man said...

My nose is running too Carlos. Is that what you mean by a runny situation? I need a shower. I stink.

postmoderndebunker said...

Sandra Bernhardt, James Vanderbeek, Meg Ryan

Carlos said...

I eat kittens. Just like Helene.

mountain man said...

Nice PD! I agree. I have that look as well.

Chad Lowe said...

Hillary, just don't give me that right hook!

Joey said...

Leave Dawson alone. He's so hot in bed and his head is not so big in real life.

Pacey said...

Uh, Joey what's goin' on here? I know you think I'm a loser, but...I have not a whiff of the tard!

mountain man said...

THERE IS SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENING!!!!! I AM BEING RAPED!!!!!!!!!! IN THE MEN'S ROOM!!! Oh god oh god oh god.

precious moments said...

Kitten eater. Chill out. Smell the spring air. calm yourself by rocking back and forth quickly.

Susanna Coffey said...

Come back kittens!! You are so naughty!!

mountain man said...

HELP ME PRECIOUS MOMENTS!!!!

KICK! said...

Fight them off! use your dagger teeth!

Horst said...

I need everyone to do things that I say.

mountain man said...

I AM KICKING BUT THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM HERE!!!!!!!! HELP IT HURTS!! IT BURNS!!!

Horst said...

MM you need to relax and enjoy it. That is the only way to get through. I am going to write you a poem later to commemmorate your rape.

Carl Plansky said...

I'll be right there!! We'll have a threesome

KICK! said...

one at a time! focus on the groin!

postmoderndebunker said...

MM: Slice his stick!!

postmoderndebunker said...

MM: Slice his stick!!

Mariska Hargitay said...

YOU MUST TESTIFY AGAINST YOUR ATTACKER!!

Mariska Hargitay said...

YOU MUST TESTIFY AGAINST YOUR ATTACKER!!

mountain man said...

I can't! They are big. The sticks are really sharp!

carlos said...

PD! Save him!

postmoderndebunker said...

I am on my way MM, I will cut him with my deli-slicer!

mountain man said...

I am making a fool of myself at work. I am a super spaz. I just got back from the bathroom and now I am running around doing everything wrong again. I fail.

mountain man said...

There are guts on my pants. I am trying to clean up the entrails with my paper clips.

mountain man said...

I AM SPAZZING!

postmoderndebunker said...

Try using the xerox machine to clean the guts. I am sorry I did not make it in time...but I am on the case. I will find them and turn their sticks into luncheon meat.

the Pope said...

I will see you all in HELL!

mountain man said...

thank you PD. I need the support. The paper clips just got stuck in my nose. I will try the copier. maybe is I straddle it...

GAS said...

Open.

pinkeye said...

Open what, Gas, you vacuous stench.

gwendoline said...

I fear he means for us to open your minds and hearts to those around us. It is a dangerous time, Gas; there are few to be trusted. Yet, it is also true that we should proceed, in procession, through this glorious world with openness, at the very least, to our selves.

Chas said...

Praise Zodd.

Penelope said...

I am full of gas right now.

postmoderndebunker said...

MM: your gas does not smell.

mountain man said...

PD, where is that deli slicer, I may just have a use for it.

ps - PD, by gum, you are saucy.

Janice said...

Gwendoline, were you also murdered by your husband as I was? There is a whiff of the dead about you.

Someone said...

There are many people who are missing. I am sad.

krixfort said...

Gwendoline!!! I missed you! Are you back?

la krixfort said...

FYI: Ricardo Monyalban es poquito mas macho.

Tatoo said...

i am mas macho

krixfort said...

tatoo, you are short.

Gary Coleman said...

what you talkin' 'bout Krix?

mountain man said...

Hello midnight pigs!!! I am in the garden of evil!!! Hi Gwendoline. Where have you been? Abducted by a monster bearing prickly gnashy needles? I think so. I am glad your kidnapper has returned you. I hope he doesn't remove you from this lively forum ever again.

I love sliced meats.

Niles Cryin' said...

I can't stop crying. I am so sad and jealous all the time of everyone.

Anonymous said...

Why are you crying Niles? Because you have no friends in the world?

krixfort said...

MM I was going to meet you in the garden but I went to the wrong one. I am in the garden of earthly delights.

postmoderndebunker said...

I am at The Garden of Eden on 23rd street--where are you?

postmoderndebunker said...

I am at the Garden of Eden on 23rd street--where are you MM?

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piglets of fire said...

I am the pig. I am the pig of wonderment. Please join me in my slaughter. I want to be a pork chop. I want to be a ham hock!

foe said...

niles. Shut up you screwup in the face. I'm gonna slap you and your bad creations. Your time is UP!

hieronymous bosch said...

I am eating a giant strawberry.

Faust said...

I am eating molton gold.

kitten #2 said...

I am eating Helene's toe.

Jonathan Seigel said...

I am listening to Suzanne Vega and smoking weed.

Susanna Coffey said...

I am overdosing on gravy pills.

little dog said...

I am so pleasant today. I have a broken paw, but that's okay. I am truly consumed by the ethics of medicine. It is so time activating. I have a tail that is not ethical. Lets leave it at that.

kissonthemouth:coughdownoursleeves said...

Those pictures are delightfully warped. Good job!!

(Divine Interception)

little dog said...

And the tail gets into things.

krixfort said...

is that bottom picture Pan?

Lips Like Sugar said...

It must be him. He is one half goat and the other half man. I love this guy kiss on the mouth. He is twisted. A little guy who is so deeply twisted is a good thing for the world.

I am delightfully evil and kissable. I belong in the garden with the dogs and toes and trolls.

The Cutter said...

Yes, he looks as though he gives sugar kisses. I gather he has the power to bring on the dancing horses.

killing moon said...

whatever he does, I'm sure he does it clean.