Monday, March 21, 2005

The Shadowy Figure Whom I Hate

OK, I don't know what to do. There is someone with foul breath and a rotund figure who torments me. He owes me a lot of money. He pretends to help me. I suppose he has helped me but mostly he has just enraged me. He has some of my magic works in his possession. I want to get them back. I also want my money, but somehow, and I am not sure how, he makes it difficult for me to accomplish these tasks. He is a manipulative man. Some people find him charming and persuasive but I find him rotten.

I want to gain my own persuasive powers. Instead I am wilty like a droopy dandelion. I shrink. I smile. I say yes when I mean no. You see what I mean?

22 comments:

fairy butler said...

Once you get your goat legs attatched your confidence will improve. That I am sure of! But this shadowy figure sounds tricksy and cunning. I think he needs a spanking. Maybe Lion King would be willing to rough him up a bit?

krixfort said...

This shadowy figure sounds ominous. If Lion King is unavailable, I know some people from Jersey who might rough this guy up. You wouldn't even have to pay them. They'd do for pleasure.

krixfort said...

not that I'm advocating that kind of behavior. . .I'm just saying.

kitten said...

Yes krixfort, yes.
Do not hide from this desire.
We should hurt those who hurt us, at least on this blog, no?
This rotundity is a problem.
His girth invades and makes MM feel bad.
We love MM and want Rotund to disappear.
Thusly, and this is one of my favorite words,
Thusly, this rotund magicless f*@# must go.

MM, stealth, persistance and the patience that comes with knowing you will prevail over the worms will make you sit up straight.

girl said...

I love sitting up straight.

GAS said...

Parabola.

earnest said...

Why is everyone up so late?
Don't you have day jobs?

Chelsea said...

Baby, we don't work.

cat said...

Persistence, kitten, persistence.

frivolous said...

earnest, what time zone are you in? blog, motherf%*&^$ blog.

krixfort said...

Earnest, you're too earnest.

girlfriend said...

my boyfriend is in jail. when i go to visit him he asks me to sit up straight. once he asked me to show my tits to him. that was pure scary but very interesting. i don't think anyone saw. but i am not sure.

Wrongfully Imprisoned said...

Hey girlfriend did you know they allow blogging in jail now? That was so cute when you showed me your sweet cookies. But painful too. I miss you.

puff puff said...

Hi! I am a small white kitten. I was in a skiing accident some years ago. My leg is so swollen to this day.

Anonymous said...

my wheels are spinning.

LIQUID said...

Hi gas. I SAID HI GAS!!!!

GAS said...

Up.

LIQUID said...

hi gas!!

vivienstarkweather said...

I always wish that there are no laws about clothes, school, death sentence and even with insects or animals as pest control, drugs and liquors but I don't use them, etc. I may continue to eat any kind of foods but it is better to eat only fishes because I am sure that all fishes allow me eat them as they eat some smaller fishes too as sharing in the food chain. If I eat a cow then it may not be fair because a cow may not eat an animal but hay from the farmers. That is why cows may boycott against us and tell us that they are not participate in the food chains of killing each others like a boxing game. Sometime I still eat meat but I don't kill them myself but for the best interest someday I must learn to not to eat cows so farmers cannot kill cows for money.

GP said...

So, my main Man of the Mount, I have an idea for your dealings with the squeely little piglet who owes you and has some of your art held hostage.

Let the vile hogg know that for your next show, you will be working with a new medium, buckets of blood.

His blood.

The show shall be hung whenever you feel necessary, and can only be postponed by his paying you your due. Upon recept of said back payment, and return of current holdings, this new 'solo show' may be reserved for the next vilepiggydealer who scams you.

Helen Bicklesworth said...

Well said Vivien. Why do you not have a blog? Your opinions are so unique and I feel they need to be shared more thoroughly. I like you. You are true.

mountain man said...

GP you are right. I will begin threatening tomorrow with my band of goons and my brass knuckles. Thank you kindly.