Monday, March 21, 2005

Guinea Pigs are Bad News

PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

34 comments:

kitten said...

They are fugly.

PUG said...

Kittens are cuter than guinea pigs, that's true. What color is your fur?

mountain man said...

PUG!!!!! Back away from kitten!!! She is innocent. You are devilish and oppressive. Do not address her again.

ArtSuperStar said...

Ahhhhhhh, they look fresh and ready for insertion!

mountain man said...

Art Superstar, you must STAY AWAY FROM THEM. Do you not comprehend me? No insertion. They will devour you from the inside out. Please obey me.

squeamish said...

insertion? blech.

Chud said...

This is bad news about the pigs. I have been a fan of them for quite a while.

Chud said...

It's truly bad news.

Scared said...

Squeamish, I totally agree. Let's kill him with forks.

Chud said...

Kill who with forks? Mountain Man?

Terrified said...

This is very upsetting.

Franz said...

Chud I am not positive but am pretty sure that you are a lying whore.

Chud said...

Franz, how could you possibly know this about me? Did we ever date?

bratty said...

franz plus chud sitting in a tree. . .

mountain man said...

i am jealous of their hostile love. bratty, are you twelve?

twelve said...

bratty is eleven,

Anonymous said...

I once skinned and ate a guinea pig on some rye toast. It tasted gamey.

Helen Bicklesworth said...

I hear guinea pigs are tasty when stir fried with ginger and hot pepper.

Helen Bicklesworth said...

I am in love with someone. His name is Satoshi. This is not a joke.

cracked said...

I thought it tasted like chicken.

bratty said...

that's for me to know and you to find out. You don't know anything twelve. nyah.

Helen Bicklesworth said...

It tastes like Chud. Doesn't it, Franz?

prissy said...

bratty i am poking you in your bum. does it hurt?

Franz said...

Chud screwed me over royal. He was cheating on me with 3 different women at the same time. Don't trust him. You cannot trust him.

Satoshi said...

Helen, you are embarrassing me. Please come back to bed.

Chud said...

Franz you are the liar. I don't know who you are and I want you to stop slandering me.

Chud said...

Helen, I thought you still loved me.

Chud said...

HELEN!!! Get out of Satoshi's bed and come back to mine. Please!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!

bratty said...

I'm telling. PRISSY IS STICKING ME IN THE BUM!!!!

Stop it.

Anonymous said...

What kind of sad soap opera have I walked in on? Who is whose?

krixfort said...

what's Pug doing here? I thought Pug was banished.

prissy said...

NO FAIR BRATTY!!!!! DON'T TELL!!!!!!! I WILL STAB YOU WITH MY STEAK KNIFE!!!!

bratty said...

Prissy, back off or I will have my big puerto rican sister cut you.

ArtSuperStar said...

I think one of their names is Lemmiwinks.