Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Morning Friendly Earthworms!!!

You are the friendliest earthworms I have ever met. I like that you come in pastel colors instead of just mangy brown. Don't get me wrong though, brown is a true-to-life good stuff color. So. I am trying to put into action some exciting plans. I will update you on these as they come to pass. In the meantime, I will tell you about my body:

1. My organs feel sensitive.
2. My chest hairs are multiplying.
3. My back is a little hunchy. I would like to work on this.
4. My knees are less bony than I wish them to be, but I am not willing to have surgery on them. Any surgery will be oriented to getting those delightful goat legs attached!! (Thanks for reminding me about this FB)
5. My face is puffy and sick-looking but I am trying not to let it get to me. I look wan.

Thanks for your support and your lack of morals!!!

23 comments:

Goat Protector said...

I am still worried about your plan MM. I do not want you to defame and foul up the image of goats.

Goat Frenzy said...

I want him to do it!! It will be sexy. Nice furry wobbly goat legs, barely supporting his elongated torso. Nice!!! Mythic!!!!

Goat Frenzy said...

I am eating chocolate cookies and mint candies for breakfast. I never brush my teeth.

elfin magic pudding said...

Thanks for the friendly post, MM.

Titus said...

I smell like a barnyard today.

Victor said...

You always smell like a barnyard I bet. You are foul like horse poop.

Julie said...

I have something to admit, I am angry all the time.

Titus said...

I usually don't smell like this, Victor. Why you so mean to me? I hope you are consumed by bacteria.

chad said...

If you have goat legs, what will your calves look like?

concerned stylist said...

If you attach goat legs, won't your chest be thrust forward uncomfortably? Your chest hairs might snag on your flannels. You best go topless.

mountain man said...

hi chad, i like your style.

GAS said...

Cloven.

mountain man said...

thanks concerned stylist. i will go topless!!! freedom!!!

hunchy said...

my back is hunchy too. i have a big bump on it. i am defeated.

Bonnie said...

I am a battered wife. I have bruises and am hunchy also from so many beatings. I love it and hate it at the same time.

Good News said...

Hey Bonnie, have you heard the good news? He is risen!!!

Jesus said...

Thank you for spreading the Word. I love all of you. I am here to give you tidings of gladness.

bloodclot said...

Bruise management is important in a relationship.

Bonnie said...

I agree.

krixfort said...

Bonnie, you should learn some kung fu.

Bruise said...

I want to cover all of you.

Scratch said...

I want to cover all of you too. That would be so pretty.

Donkey said...

The reason why MM loves me so much is because I am kind and loving. I never bruise or scratch him. It's only sweet love. We are both very well hung.