You are the friendliest earthworms I have ever met. I like that you come in pastel colors instead of just mangy brown. Don't get me wrong though, brown is a true-to-life good stuff color. So. I am trying to put into action some exciting plans. I will update you on these as they come to pass. In the meantime, I will tell you about my body:
1. My organs feel sensitive.
2. My chest hairs are multiplying.
3. My back is a little hunchy. I would like to work on this.
4. My knees are less bony than I wish them to be, but I am not willing to have surgery on them. Any surgery will be oriented to getting those delightful goat legs attached!! (Thanks for reminding me about this FB)
5. My face is puffy and sick-looking but I am trying not to let it get to me. I look wan.
Thanks for your support and your lack of morals!!!
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I am still worried about your plan MM. I do not want you to defame and foul up the image of goats.
I want him to do it!! It will be sexy. Nice furry wobbly goat legs, barely supporting his elongated torso. Nice!!! Mythic!!!!
I am eating chocolate cookies and mint candies for breakfast. I never brush my teeth.
Thanks for the friendly post, MM.
I smell like a barnyard today.
You always smell like a barnyard I bet. You are foul like horse poop.
I have something to admit, I am angry all the time.
I usually don't smell like this, Victor. Why you so mean to me? I hope you are consumed by bacteria.
If you have goat legs, what will your calves look like?
If you attach goat legs, won't your chest be thrust forward uncomfortably? Your chest hairs might snag on your flannels. You best go topless.
hi chad, i like your style.
Cloven.
thanks concerned stylist. i will go topless!!! freedom!!!
my back is hunchy too. i have a big bump on it. i am defeated.
I am a battered wife. I have bruises and am hunchy also from so many beatings. I love it and hate it at the same time.
Hey Bonnie, have you heard the good news? He is risen!!!
Thank you for spreading the Word. I love all of you. I am here to give you tidings of gladness.
Bruise management is important in a relationship.
I agree.
Bonnie, you should learn some kung fu.
I want to cover all of you.
I want to cover all of you too. That would be so pretty.
The reason why MM loves me so much is because I am kind and loving. I never bruise or scratch him. It's only sweet love. We are both very well hung.
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