Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Howling

It is time to howl. I am a sick man again, I have a sore throat and I am feeling under the weather. Thank you for all your advice on what to make for Beth. She ate very well, I'll just leave it at that. Today I am wearing a crown to work. People need to learn to treat me with respect.

67 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am so carefree. I am so glad I am not you.

Art$uper$tar said...

A crown won't do it! Try a 10 gallon hat.

Anonymous said...

i like that mountain man demands respect , empowers himself by wearing the crown. i need to learn that

Anonymous said...

HHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

Anonymous said...

you must take care of your throat before you howl

Mountain Man said...

my throat is being taken care of as we speak. i am learning how to procure the proper meds on demand. this is a good skill, i suggest you all devote many hours a day to it.

i am very empowered. i will try a 10 gallon hat tomorrow.

Mountain Man said...

i am needing to diddle some. i have pencils in my ears. my teeth are jutting out on purpose. i am trying to train myself to grow buck teeth. i want to be able to bite faster. i will practice on my forearm.

later,

mm

Anonymous said...

do you have track marks MM?

Mountain Man said...

just bite marks. i don't inject anything. i just take prescription meds. i have many many disorders.

Anonymous said...

as your doctor i recommend you double your dose

Anonymous said...

I pity the fools who abuse pharmaceutical drugs. Pass the courvoisier.

Anonymous said...

Just say no dear.

Anonymous said...

MM, I like the crown and the 10 gallon hat. I personally wear a fez. I find its shape has the ability to harness and channel my thoughts. Fezzes are mystical in that sense.

Anonymous said...

I am passing the courvoisier now. Did you get it? I wear a large dollop of putty on my head instead of a hat. THat's why people call me putty.

Anonymous said...

Anybody want some?

Anonymous said...

Hey anybody want me?

Anonymous said...

How about me? Anybody?

Anonymous said...

What about me?

Mountain Man said...

I think we have been attacked by goons.

Anonymous said...

putty, as you doctor I recommend you pass me a glass, i need a drink.

Mountain Man said...

Dr. T, I didn't know you were my doctor. I will pass you a drink but give me my potent meds. I want to mix it up.

Mountain Man said...

I think someone is trying to gas me. I feel lightheaded. It smells like toad.

Anonymous said...

I wish I could be a part of life. Instead I sit at home extremely fat and watch tv. I eat live cats.

Mountain Man said...

Hey fatty, cry fatty!!!!

Mountain Man said...

Where is my tang? I am thirsty.

Anonymous said...

thanks putty, are you like the sienfeld character putty? as your doctor i recommend you stop telling people whats on your head. i have to go perform oral surgery on some ladies. gooday

Anonymous said...

I don't love you anymore MM. I am too angry.

Anonymous said...

Oh I get it. No I'm a different Putty. I am smaller.

Anonymous said...

you should watch yourself tang

Anonymous said...

i'll pour acid on your taste buds

Anonymous said...

Ti amo uomo della montagna. Siete quello per me. Lo perdona prego. I forget. You do not espeak my toungue.

It is okay good Man della montagna. We communicate un altro senso. Okay?

Mountain Man said...

francesca, you sound bosomy. do you sing opera?

Mountain Man said...

furious, i want to see you kick it with tang. put on your wolf masks and dance.

Anonymous said...

I just drank some superjuice. Now I see dead flies everywhere. I live under a bridge.

Anonymous said...

Bosom is grande? Perchè sì! Naturalmente canto l'opera, does not everyone sing it, man della montagna? I am not familiarè with your ways. They are so Americano . . .yet differente.

Anonymous said...

Bosom is grande? Perchè sì! Naturalmente canto l'opera, does not everyone sing it, man della montagna? I am not familiarè with your ways. They are so Americano . . .yet differente.

Anonymous said...

fran you smell like you have a nice full brown bush

Anonymous said...

Sono spiacente. Mi ripeto.

Mountain Man said...

francesca, i am a man of clumsy ways. i do not yet understand the trashy euros of your continent. no offense, of course. however, you are insinuating something within me.

tell me something, in italy, are there surgeons who would be willing to give me the goat legs i so sorely deserve to have attached to me permanently?

Anonymous said...

TANG! ABBASTANZA! Non sentirò quel colloquio. Comunico soltanto con man della montagna

Mountain Man said...

tang you are truly disgusting in a way. you halt all conversations somehow. i never know quite how to address your vulgar ideas. are you a herm?

Anonymous said...

tang i'm goign to shove splintered bamboo under your fingernails

Mountain Man said...

furious, OUCH! that would be a pain tang the herm would not soon recover from.

Anonymous said...

I have been reading this blog for a few days now. It is very funny. Are you people really artists? I am from Ohio. There aren't many artists where I live. I like you. Thanks for spicing up my day.

Anonymous said...

just shove francesca's full brown fur bisquit in my face and you can do what ever you want to my fingernails

Anonymous said...

i am a PAINTER

Anonymous said...

fruit loop, i said i am a painter!

Anonymous said...

Are you? Good job, young fellow. Is it hard to be a painter?

Mountain Man said...

tang you need to relax. have you tried yoga?

Anonymous said...

I have to go, Larry is on the other line

Anonymous said...

The piedini della goats sono abundante in mio villaggio but the surgery is difficile to find.

you must to try to find the surgery in france. It is only short distance from mio villaggio. I cannot accompany you there. perché I was kick out of france for, how do you say, singing the opera too much.

Anonymous said...

No one loves me or cares that I drink superjuice.

Anonymous said...

The piedini della goats sono abundante in mio villaggio but the surgery is difficile to find.

you must to try to find the surgery in france. It is only short distance from mio villaggio. I cannot accompany you there. perché I was kick out of france for, how do you say, singing the opera too much.

Anonymous said...

I care troll. I care.

Mountain Man said...

Francesca, may I bind you? May I wax you? May I gag your cute little mouth with cotton balls? I THINK I AM IN LOVE.

Anonymous said...

Wanna come over and play Hungry Hippos?

Anonymous said...

goblin you sound troublingly cute. hi!!!!

Anonymous said...

OH NO man della montagna, no. Francesca is not about amore. Francesca is only about il sesso. Sì you may incerarli e legare.

Anonymous said...

hi troll!

I love Hungry Hippos. I have Mousetrap too!

xoxoxo,
goblin

Anonymous said...

Hi Troll.
don't hit on my sister.

Mountain Man said...

I understand. MM is not really about love either. Sometimes with trashy American women that's the only thing that works to get them nude. But not you. I feel I can be more honest with you. You are peppy.

Anonymous said...

goblin you sound neat. i know ass goblin is not you and i don't care what he says. let's play!! i also like boggle, do you?

Anonymous said...

trolls and goblins...ridiculous!

Mountain Man said...

harry potter i am going to stew you up!!! get ready to boil in a pot.

Anonymous said...

you hairy muggle! don't touch me!

Anonymous said...

Boggle is okay but sometimes I have trouble with words that begin with vowels. I'm scared of vowels.

Anonymous said...

Boggle is okay but sometimes I have trouble with words that begin with vowels. I'm scared of vowels.