Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Howling

It is time to howl. I am a sick man again, I have a sore throat and I am feeling under the weather. Thank you for all your advice on what to make for Beth. She ate very well, I'll just leave it at that. Today I am wearing a crown to work. People need to learn to treat me with respect.

67 comments:

Lalalalala said...

I am so carefree. I am so glad I am not you.

ArtSuperStar said...

A crown won't do it! Try a 10 gallon hat.

Anonymous said...

i like that mountain man demands respect , empowers himself by wearing the crown. i need to learn that

ghetto butt said...

HHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

monley paw said...

you must take care of your throat before you howl

mountain man said...

my throat is being taken care of as we speak. i am learning how to procure the proper meds on demand. this is a good skill, i suggest you all devote many hours a day to it.

i am very empowered. i will try a 10 gallon hat tomorrow.

mountain man said...

i am needing to diddle some. i have pencils in my ears. my teeth are jutting out on purpose. i am trying to train myself to grow buck teeth. i want to be able to bite faster. i will practice on my forearm.

later,

mm

Dr. T said...

do you have track marks MM?

mountain man said...

just bite marks. i don't inject anything. i just take prescription meds. i have many many disorders.

Dr.T said...

as your doctor i recommend you double your dose

Mr. T said...

I pity the fools who abuse pharmaceutical drugs. Pass the courvoisier.

Nancy Reagan said...

Just say no dear.

krixfort said...

MM, I like the crown and the 10 gallon hat. I personally wear a fez. I find its shape has the ability to harness and channel my thoughts. Fezzes are mystical in that sense.

Putty said...

I am passing the courvoisier now. Did you get it? I wear a large dollop of putty on my head instead of a hat. THat's why people call me putty.

Trammie said...

Anybody want some?

Vicky said...

Hey anybody want me?

Uncle Cet said...

How about me? Anybody?

Horst said...

What about me?

mountain man said...

I think we have been attacked by goons.

Dr. T said...

putty, as you doctor I recommend you pass me a glass, i need a drink.

mountain man said...

Dr. T, I didn't know you were my doctor. I will pass you a drink but give me my potent meds. I want to mix it up.

mountain man said...

I think someone is trying to gas me. I feel lightheaded. It smells like toad.

Extremely Fat Lady said...

I wish I could be a part of life. Instead I sit at home extremely fat and watch tv. I eat live cats.

mountain man said...

Hey fatty, cry fatty!!!!

mountain man said...

Where is my tang? I am thirsty.

dr.t said...

thanks putty, are you like the sienfeld character putty? as your doctor i recommend you stop telling people whats on your head. i have to go perform oral surgery on some ladies. gooday

tang said...

I don't love you anymore MM. I am too angry.

Putty said...

Oh I get it. No I'm a different Putty. I am smaller.

furious said...

you should watch yourself tang

furious said...

i'll pour acid on your taste buds

francesca said...

Ti amo uomo della montagna. Siete quello per me. Lo perdona prego. I forget. You do not espeak my toungue.

It is okay good Man della montagna. We communicate un altro senso. Okay?

mountain man said...

francesca, you sound bosomy. do you sing opera?

mountain man said...

furious, i want to see you kick it with tang. put on your wolf masks and dance.

Troll said...

I just drank some superjuice. Now I see dead flies everywhere. I live under a bridge.

francesca said...

Bosom is grande? Perchè sì! Naturalmente canto l'opera, does not everyone sing it, man della montagna? I am not familiarè with your ways. They are so Americano . . .yet differente.

francesca said...

Bosom is grande? Perchè sì! Naturalmente canto l'opera, does not everyone sing it, man della montagna? I am not familiarè with your ways. They are so Americano . . .yet differente.

tang said...

fran you smell like you have a nice full brown bush

francesca said...

Sono spiacente. Mi ripeto.

mountain man said...

francesca, i am a man of clumsy ways. i do not yet understand the trashy euros of your continent. no offense, of course. however, you are insinuating something within me.

tell me something, in italy, are there surgeons who would be willing to give me the goat legs i so sorely deserve to have attached to me permanently?

francesca said...

TANG! ABBASTANZA! Non sentirò quel colloquio. Comunico soltanto con man della montagna

mountain man said...

tang you are truly disgusting in a way. you halt all conversations somehow. i never know quite how to address your vulgar ideas. are you a herm?

furious said...

tang i'm goign to shove splintered bamboo under your fingernails

mountain man said...

furious, OUCH! that would be a pain tang the herm would not soon recover from.

Fruit Loop said...

I have been reading this blog for a few days now. It is very funny. Are you people really artists? I am from Ohio. There aren't many artists where I live. I like you. Thanks for spicing up my day.

tang said...

just shove francesca's full brown fur bisquit in my face and you can do what ever you want to my fingernails

damien hirst said...

i am a PAINTER

damien hirst said...

fruit loop, i said i am a painter!

Fruit Loop said...

Are you? Good job, young fellow. Is it hard to be a painter?

mountain man said...

tang you need to relax. have you tried yoga?

damien hirst said...

I have to go, Larry is on the other line

francesca said...

The piedini della goats sono abundante in mio villaggio but the surgery is difficile to find.

you must to try to find the surgery in france. It is only short distance from mio villaggio. I cannot accompany you there. perché I was kick out of france for, how do you say, singing the opera too much.

Troll said...

No one loves me or cares that I drink superjuice.

francesca said...

The piedini della goats sono abundante in mio villaggio but the surgery is difficile to find.

you must to try to find the surgery in france. It is only short distance from mio villaggio. I cannot accompany you there. perché I was kick out of france for, how do you say, singing the opera too much.

goblin said...

I care troll. I care.

mountain man said...

Francesca, may I bind you? May I wax you? May I gag your cute little mouth with cotton balls? I THINK I AM IN LOVE.

Troll said...

Wanna come over and play Hungry Hippos?

Troll said...

goblin you sound troublingly cute. hi!!!!

francesca said...

OH NO man della montagna, no. Francesca is not about amore. Francesca is only about il sesso. Sì you may incerarli e legare.

goblin said...

hi troll!

I love Hungry Hippos. I have Mousetrap too!

xoxoxo,
goblin

ass goblin said...

Hi Troll.
don't hit on my sister.

mountain man said...

I understand. MM is not really about love either. Sometimes with trashy American women that's the only thing that works to get them nude. But not you. I feel I can be more honest with you. You are peppy.

Troll said...

goblin you sound neat. i know ass goblin is not you and i don't care what he says. let's play!! i also like boggle, do you?

harry potter said...

trolls and goblins...ridiculous!

mountain man said...

harry potter i am going to stew you up!!! get ready to boil in a pot.

harry potter said...

you hairy muggle! don't touch me!

goblin said...

Boggle is okay but sometimes I have trouble with words that begin with vowels. I'm scared of vowels.

goblin said...

Boggle is okay but sometimes I have trouble with words that begin with vowels. I'm scared of vowels.