It is time to howl. I am a sick man again, I have a sore throat and I am feeling under the weather. Thank you for all your advice on what to make for Beth. She ate very well, I'll just leave it at that. Today I am wearing a crown to work. People need to learn to treat me with respect.
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I am so carefree. I am so glad I am not you.
A crown won't do it! Try a 10 gallon hat.
i like that mountain man demands respect , empowers himself by wearing the crown. i need to learn that
HHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!
you must take care of your throat before you howl
my throat is being taken care of as we speak. i am learning how to procure the proper meds on demand. this is a good skill, i suggest you all devote many hours a day to it.
i am very empowered. i will try a 10 gallon hat tomorrow.
i am needing to diddle some. i have pencils in my ears. my teeth are jutting out on purpose. i am trying to train myself to grow buck teeth. i want to be able to bite faster. i will practice on my forearm.
later,
mm
do you have track marks MM?
just bite marks. i don't inject anything. i just take prescription meds. i have many many disorders.
as your doctor i recommend you double your dose
I pity the fools who abuse pharmaceutical drugs. Pass the courvoisier.
Just say no dear.
MM, I like the crown and the 10 gallon hat. I personally wear a fez. I find its shape has the ability to harness and channel my thoughts. Fezzes are mystical in that sense.
I am passing the courvoisier now. Did you get it? I wear a large dollop of putty on my head instead of a hat. THat's why people call me putty.
Anybody want some?
Hey anybody want me?
How about me? Anybody?
What about me?
I think we have been attacked by goons.
putty, as you doctor I recommend you pass me a glass, i need a drink.
Dr. T, I didn't know you were my doctor. I will pass you a drink but give me my potent meds. I want to mix it up.
I think someone is trying to gas me. I feel lightheaded. It smells like toad.
I wish I could be a part of life. Instead I sit at home extremely fat and watch tv. I eat live cats.
Hey fatty, cry fatty!!!!
Where is my tang? I am thirsty.
thanks putty, are you like the sienfeld character putty? as your doctor i recommend you stop telling people whats on your head. i have to go perform oral surgery on some ladies. gooday
I don't love you anymore MM. I am too angry.
Oh I get it. No I'm a different Putty. I am smaller.
you should watch yourself tang
i'll pour acid on your taste buds
Ti amo uomo della montagna. Siete quello per me. Lo perdona prego. I forget. You do not espeak my toungue.
It is okay good Man della montagna. We communicate un altro senso. Okay?
francesca, you sound bosomy. do you sing opera?
furious, i want to see you kick it with tang. put on your wolf masks and dance.
I just drank some superjuice. Now I see dead flies everywhere. I live under a bridge.
Bosom is grande? Perchè sì! Naturalmente canto l'opera, does not everyone sing it, man della montagna? I am not familiarè with your ways. They are so Americano . . .yet differente.
Bosom is grande? Perchè sì! Naturalmente canto l'opera, does not everyone sing it, man della montagna? I am not familiarè with your ways. They are so Americano . . .yet differente.
fran you smell like you have a nice full brown bush
Sono spiacente. Mi ripeto.
francesca, i am a man of clumsy ways. i do not yet understand the trashy euros of your continent. no offense, of course. however, you are insinuating something within me.
tell me something, in italy, are there surgeons who would be willing to give me the goat legs i so sorely deserve to have attached to me permanently?
TANG! ABBASTANZA! Non sentirò quel colloquio. Comunico soltanto con man della montagna
tang you are truly disgusting in a way. you halt all conversations somehow. i never know quite how to address your vulgar ideas. are you a herm?
tang i'm goign to shove splintered bamboo under your fingernails
furious, OUCH! that would be a pain tang the herm would not soon recover from.
I have been reading this blog for a few days now. It is very funny. Are you people really artists? I am from Ohio. There aren't many artists where I live. I like you. Thanks for spicing up my day.
just shove francesca's full brown fur bisquit in my face and you can do what ever you want to my fingernails
i am a PAINTER
fruit loop, i said i am a painter!
Are you? Good job, young fellow. Is it hard to be a painter?
tang you need to relax. have you tried yoga?
I have to go, Larry is on the other line
The piedini della goats sono abundante in mio villaggio but the surgery is difficile to find.
you must to try to find the surgery in france. It is only short distance from mio villaggio. I cannot accompany you there. perché I was kick out of france for, how do you say, singing the opera too much.
No one loves me or cares that I drink superjuice.
The piedini della goats sono abundante in mio villaggio but the surgery is difficile to find.
you must to try to find the surgery in france. It is only short distance from mio villaggio. I cannot accompany you there. perché I was kick out of france for, how do you say, singing the opera too much.
I care troll. I care.
Francesca, may I bind you? May I wax you? May I gag your cute little mouth with cotton balls? I THINK I AM IN LOVE.
Wanna come over and play Hungry Hippos?
goblin you sound troublingly cute. hi!!!!
OH NO man della montagna, no. Francesca is not about amore. Francesca is only about il sesso. Sì you may incerarli e legare.
hi troll!
I love Hungry Hippos. I have Mousetrap too!
xoxoxo,
goblin
Hi Troll.
don't hit on my sister.
I understand. MM is not really about love either. Sometimes with trashy American women that's the only thing that works to get them nude. But not you. I feel I can be more honest with you. You are peppy.
goblin you sound neat. i know ass goblin is not you and i don't care what he says. let's play!! i also like boggle, do you?
trolls and goblins...ridiculous!
harry potter i am going to stew you up!!! get ready to boil in a pot.
you hairy muggle! don't touch me!
Boggle is okay but sometimes I have trouble with words that begin with vowels. I'm scared of vowels.
Boggle is okay but sometimes I have trouble with words that begin with vowels. I'm scared of vowels.
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