Wednesday, March 16, 2005
They are crawling out my nose. I am consumed by little critters, it is the weirdest feeling. I almost like it. I need to rest permanently. However, I got a new idea for a performance piece: I release fruitflies and bumble bees in public bathrooms. Maybe red ants too. I wear fangs, a tuxedo and a cape. Maybe white face make-up. I unleash plague-like profusions of yucky buggies into people's bathroom experiences. They get stuck in the worst of all private areas. People get angry and scared. I run away hollering. This is my new idea. Here's a toast to it happening. CHEERS!!! (I am drinking some Jack Daniels now...yummers).