Wednesday, March 16, 2005

you and me.

I spent some time with the paper shredder. It's best with a long paper roll so you can continuously feed it. The gum keeps coming. So far, 5 pieces in the last hour. Lack of eye contact unnoticed. Well done.

16 comments:

krixfort said...

YAY Mountain Man! You are winning the battle!

deloise said...

Does your hair ever get caught in the paper roll? That happens to me sometimes. I am Finnish.

Helen Bicklesworth said...

Hi there MM! I love you. That's all. I don't think you are a pussy. I don't think you're lonely either. I love your goat feelings. I have them too.

mountain man said...

Thank you Krixfort! My jaw hurts but I soldier on with the gum. I am a survivor.

mountain man said...

Helen, I love you too! Thanks for the goat sympathies.

deloise said...

MM why you no mention me? F*** you.

Art Star said...

HEY. Don't you hate it when everyone is so jealous of you? Don't you hate it when you have to hate everyone who is more successful than you??? It's so hard to be me. Who has sympathy for Art Star????

krixfort said...

MM, eye contact is highly overrated. Contact with pointy objects is much better, especially in jail.
My advice for your job: get a shiv.

Mountain man said...

Thank you K. What is a shiv?? Are you practicing your schoonmaker for our time in the sands?? Get to work you little tattooed hussy.

Sand Worm said...

I am getting ready to emerge and gobble you all up.

ex-con said...

I reckons 'shiv' is the commonist word for a knife - used in prison, and I think 'shank' may be an Americanism, again adopted in prison, for the same thing.

It's what you stick those punk-ass-bitches with when they cross you.

krixfort said...

MM, I'm going for a drink. Meet me at the oasis. Midnight.

Art Whore said...

Art Star. You are a poseur. You are not a real art whore like I am.

Art Star said...

Actually I am a really big whore. That is part of my deal. WHORING. I'll do anything.

Mountain man said...

KRIXFORT. You do not stop impressing me. Thanks for hanging around my blog.

krixfort said...

my pleasure MM. you make jail enjoyable.