Another enemy operation. My second pet mouse was murdered in the closet last night. This morning I saw it but left the carnage for my care taker to bury. My grief was too much.
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I'm not picking it up. The agreement was that if I set the trap you would pick it up. Stick with the agreement.
MM, I need your advice. I want to smote someone who is jailed here at the jail I attend from 9 to 5. Do you have any advice on the best way to accomplish this?
poison in drinking water. that is my suggestion. Puncture a hole in water cooler and add poison. I did and guess what? Pug was very ill for 20 days. She is now permanently greyish colored.
my enemy's faults? She vexes me consistently. She knows not of which she speaks yet continues to speak. I will teach her to speak the name of ZOD. ZOD will prevent her from riding my ass.
Oh MM, Candy. . .can you not see the pain I am in. Please, MM, you are my only hope.
poison darts are highly effective. But one must be stealthy. Another excellent option is the fart hydralic station. I produced this in graduate school and it was super excellent! This only works if you are in separate rooms that can be connected with plastic tubing. Also needed is air compression system. Can you picture it?
I handle the ethereal zeros and ones. My work has no substance and is not meaningful to most. My enemy is in charge of spreading the meaning to all that will listen.
Krixfort you are suffering. It is wrong! I agree with MM. Poison in the water. And then indelible ink on her whore outfit by accident. Bad accident with markers. How can we get her to flatulate uncontrollably?
May all the greasy whores be consumed by rabid foaming dogs and have lightning bolts rip into their heads. I know many greasy whores. I want them gone.
Please visit my advise cube. I want to help. I am installing a brothy tub for your edification as well. I will scatter end of times literature like bread crumbs as a path to enlightenment.
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I'm not picking it up. The agreement was that if I set the trap you would pick it up. Stick with the agreement.
So you and MM are still together? Are you happy? Are you in couples therapy?
Can I come to your party?
There is no party, freak. Just an ongoing tepid bath.
I love knockers, boobs, tits, funbags, jugs, in soapy tepid water.
steve that is too much. do you play by yourself at school?
"with"
because there knockers abound.
Could we please get back to my mouse? Why is beth so mean? why won't she serve me as she should? Why is she so ugly on the inside?
MM, I need your advice. I want to smote someone who is jailed here at the jail I attend from 9 to 5. Do you have any advice on the best way to accomplish this?
I have a third nipple by the way. It feels no pleasure unfortunately
poison in drinking water. that is my suggestion. Puncture a hole in water cooler and add poison. I did and guess what? Pug was very ill for 20 days. She is now permanently greyish colored.
krixfort. What are your enemie's faults?
Please excuse my spelling. I accidentally drank some of the water and I haven't been right for some time.
She just wants to smite the enemy. That means quick slap, not 20 day hospitalization!
excellent advice. I need to destroy the insolent hooker that is jailed here.
PS sorry to hear about the mouse.
What type of work do you do in jail Krixfort? Do you handle paper and staples?
A blast of fire is the best for smiting insolent hookers. Does she wash?
my enemy's faults? She vexes me consistently. She knows not of which she speaks yet continues to speak. I will teach her to speak the name of ZOD. ZOD will prevent her from riding my ass.
Oh MM, Candy. . .can you not see the pain I am in. Please, MM, you are my only hope.
Your mouse is now in my closet. I am afraid.
poison darts are highly effective. But one must be stealthy. Another excellent option is the fart hydralic station. I produced this in graduate school and it was super excellent! This only works if you are in separate rooms that can be connected with plastic tubing. Also needed is air compression system. Can you picture it?
I handle the ethereal zeros and ones. My work has no substance and is not meaningful to most. My enemy is in charge of spreading the meaning to all that will listen.
But I know the truth.
Krixfort you are suffering. It is wrong! I agree with MM. Poison in the water. And then indelible ink on her whore outfit by accident. Bad accident with markers. How can we get her to flatulate uncontrollably?
The truth is coming out, Krixfort. It must come out like gassy vapors to smother the guilty.
oh I can picture it alright. I have a vivid picture.
Does she have her own office? If so another option is to brick over and spackle her door leaving no trace of her former cell.
Can you implant a nanorobot in her ear that is a radio that only plays loud clangs and crying babies?
I have been sent by Mountain Man to do your bidding. I want to eliminate this greasy whore.
Why not punch in the gut?
Why not punch in the gut?
Zodd will not save her
a nanobot radio that only plays "baby Come Back" would be good. Bricks are always good. . .for bricking and for throwing.
All these ideas are profound. . .they have brought tears to my eyes. Thank you. Thank you all.
You are sexy jessica, I like your direct hands on approach.
Frank, I'm a man.
May all the greasy whores be consumed by rabid foaming dogs and have lightning bolts rip into their heads. I know many greasy whores. I want them gone.
a sexy man, though.
That's ok because I'm a woman.
Frank, are you a lesbian man?
I am really in trouble because I accidentally ate something containing sawdust and am now having a blockage in my colon. HELP.
I am a forceful unit of womanhood.
I agree with World of Hurt. We must rid our jails of greased persons.
I could use a colon greasing right about now. Ouch.
Sorry to be so grody.
MM, do this immediately!
cover your mouth and nose and blow. You will either remove the blockage or have an anuerism.
oh my god. Something strange is coming out.
are you giving birth?
Please visit my advise cube. I want to help. I am installing a brothy tub for your edification as well. I will scatter end of times literature like bread crumbs as a path to enlightenment.
I am unloading tuber-shaped items onto the carpet.
gross! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
I can help with this dearest Mountain.
I know expulsion spells and wizardry.
Meet me by the pond TODAY; the gnomes have left. A chill is upon us.
OH MY GOD! IT WON'T STOP!
The tubers are opening!!!
I will meet you by the pond if you can help me with my blockage. Please please bring the meds.
MUCUS!
SOMETHING IS MOVING IN THE MUCUS!
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