Thursday, February 24, 2005

Advice cube

I am setting up an advice cube from 6am - 9am at Grand Central Terminal. Please come so that I can bale you out. I kind of care.

22 comments:

Warning Sign said...

I need baling out!!! I have a bad problem. There is a man who follows me around everywhere. He speaks to me in my head and won't shut up. That is my first problem. The second one is that I haev severe fears/hate/aversion of people and unfamiliar spaces.

disciple in need of leader said...

Can you save me?

mountain man said...

First you must have baptism in broth of tuber excrement.

krixfort said...

HEY! Will you be serving alcohol?

disciple in need of leader said...

Even though it sounds vile, I agree to do it. When can I do it?

mountain man said...

I always have wine to spare. Not to mention Jack Daniels, beer and daquiris. Full service.

WORLD OF HURT said...

I can bring some tequila.

mountain man said...

I will also need a specimen from you. Perhaps a pinky

mountain man said...

You must bring me sandwiches for inspiration.

disciple in need of leader said...

I don't have any pinkies. I lost them in an accident. You can have my clavicle though.

disciple in need of leader said...

i will bring egg salad sandwiches. hold the sawdust.

mountain man said...

THAT WILL HAVE TO DO. Are you fat? I hope so.

mountain man said...

I need a full tub.

disciple in need of leader said...

i am not fat but extremely pear-shaped. like Grimace from McDOnaldland.

mountain man said...

I want the broth to overflow with gladness.

Warning Sign said...

I am coming too, so that will help fill the tub. I am going to wear my founding father outfit.

mountain man said...

The pear shape is beautiful. Thanks for your honesty.

krixfort said...

Is there still room in the tub, pilgrims?

mountain man said...

Yes but please wear a special outfit.

krixfort said...

oh.
how about if I dress like a capuchin monkey?

mountain man said...

Okay. BUT I would prefer it if we all dressed as donkeys. I am aching for my donkey. She is still roped up in the empty lot. I miss her warmth.

Warning Sign said...

Please let me wear my founding father outfit. I want to wear my George Washington wig.