Thursday, February 24, 2005

Jusin timberlake

he spoke to me last night in a dream and asked me to ditch my hussies. I resisted until he promised me riches and a recording contract. I am an excellent singer. It is part of my work of course.

65 comments:

pup tent said...

Are you a tenor? Even though you are real tall, that's how I picture you, with a high voice.

mountain man said...

Maybe. This is top secret as it pertains to my art practice and performance. I want to surprise you at my fiesta gathering in the fall before the apocalypse.

krixfort said...

Are you having a harvest festival to celebrate the bounty of and abundance of our fair land? Or is a pre-Apocalyptic funk fest, like the last days before Zod?

I'll be basing my potluck contribution on the answer to that question.

mountain man said...

More the latter unfortunately. I am more aware of true reality than most. Something about being raised in the cave of John of revelation. I hail from Patros, Greece.

mountain man said...

But there should be food, so bring some spaghetti, i like that. There will be bright lights and dark make up and it will be somewhat rabid. I hope you are not disappointed.

Warning Sign said...

I heard a rumor about Randy, another blogger. He is a dog murderer. What should we do?

mountain man said...

I am riding high today.

mountain man said...

I miss Gwendoline. I think I scared her with my repeated comment. I made mistake. Now I make bad smell.

randy said...

hates the dogs
loves the bitches

gwendoline said...

forgive me mountain cake
I was trapsing in the meadow, my posey tiara has wilted, and I needed a new one.
What needest thou, sire?

rice said...

I love festoons.

mountain man said...

I am festooned in muck. Listen, I have been given some very important information that I have been told not to share. I badly want to blurt it out.

mountain man said...

I would like you to bring me my meds, Gwen. Do you mind if I call you that? I am seeing stars.

Jed said...

Mountain Man have you ever put out an album? Or are you all kinds of phony on this, like on everything else?

cornflake said...

you are busted, MM

cornflake said...

Krixfort I want to eat some popcorn with you.

krixfort said...

you SHOULD blurt. Everyone should. It helps free up energy for festooning.

please reveal the secret now.

gwendoline said...

What luck, mountain squirt, the wizard has arrived and with him the best bark known, Vicarious. Trapse today?

mountain man said...

Hey Gwendoline I am not a cake. I am not sweet.

mountain man said...

You speak in a clueless type of code. Be more clear. What do you want from this day? I want hallucinations.

randy said...

yes blurt or you will get blue
I know.

krixfort said...

Popped corn is wonderful. I'll eat it with anyone that wants to pop it. That and sweet cake.

mountain man said...

Krixfort, does my lack of sweetness and cakeness offend your delicate sensibility? I like pop corn too. And even more, corn dogs. Now that's a meal.

mountain man said...

I will blurt my secret sometime later. Right now, I have to keep quiet. They're onto me.

scary lady said...

Mountain Man, can I come over and cook you a lite meal tonite?

beer manifesto said...

randy how do you know about blue? are you sad?

gwendoline said...

Mountain
Thou hast hurt my tender self and my teats doth leak. You are so blunt, careless, and I, unkind sir, am far from clueless. I know the ways of the forest and have made a pact with the nymphs.
I offer white gold, alchemists everywhere search for this. The wizard is here and he has it made. A glorious faceted gem.

scary lady said...

i just found a great recipe for rice pilaf that i would like to try out on you.

mountain man said...

I am sorry, I am hardened. Please tell me more about the gem. I want to find a better life in magic and the gem sounds kind.

mountain man said...

no thank you scary, I have plans already for dinner tonight. Beth is making me Mountain Man stew, aren't you Beth. We didn't break up, FYI. She just yelled at me a lot and I cried.

beer manifesto said...

randy is a dog killer?

krixfort said...

Mountain Man, my master ZOD won't let me eat corn dogs. I don't know why. I feel I am missing something.

randy said...

beer breath
I do not kill dogs, there is no fun in that. I train and punish them. I lock them in the basement.

gwendoline said...

Mountain Man
The gem is kind and soft. It is gentle in the most pleasant way. It will assuage your hardened soul and then you can lap at my teats until thine thirst is quenched.

mountain man said...

What you are missing out on when you miss out on eating corn dogs is fried corn and dogs. I wonder how you can live without that. I would like to talk to you more about this and perhaps jam your mouth full of them over beer tomorrow. K? I will try to commune with Zod to see that you get a special dispensation to try them only once.

bob said...

Hi Krixfort
I have been wondering about your tat.
Is it Native American? Aleutian?
You are compelling; I know I have seen you around Ave. B.

Beth said...

I would watch what you ask for Gwendoline. MM does not lap at teats, he tears at them with his teeth. He is very rough.

Warning Sign said...

Bob wants Krixfort. Good luck Bob, she's too much woman for a champion puss like you.

gwendoline said...

I am very yielding, Beth, I will take what he gives me and offer him everything. I can see his need and how your jealousy is squandering his manliness. However, I certainly do not wish to offend you. I am simply offering myself to the Mountain. I know what remedies him: the gem and a "Yes"

mountain man said...

Yes YIELD Gwendoline. Beth could learn a lesson from this. I am very hurt Beth, by your controlling ways. You seek to suppress my magic and my wineskin.

bob said...

Wow Warning Sign, jealous much. Who are you hiding behind? It is difficult to remember what is interesting about you. Tell us.

mountain man said...

That reminds me, where are my meds you promised? The good kind, not the kind Beth wants me to take.

Warning Sign said...

I am not jealous, I can see the truth of badness lurking everywhere. You make me nervous. I am trying to foul up your business. I think you are from the very bottom of everything.

krixfort said...

Bob, my answer to you is this.
Yes. No. Maybe so.

Warning sign, I am only a shred of the woman I once was.

Mountain man, you should take Gwen up on her offer. Offers such as hers don't grow on trees. Not even gem encrusted alchemist's trees.

Henchman said...

BEWARE. I AM WIELDING A HAMMER AND A LARGE MACHETE. I AM HERE TO STOP BOB. BOB, YOU MUST STOP.

bob as a baby said...

i am whining all the time.

mountain man said...

Mountain Man wishes Gwendoline was the one who wanted to make him rice pilaf tonight. Mountain Man might reject Beth tonight, tell her to eat all the stew herself.

bob said...

Warning
Get to the bottom of everything. You are scared and scarred. Live a little.

bob as a baby said...

i am so scared! i am so scarred!

gwendoline said...

Mountain
I will make whatever you wish. Meet me soon by the pond. We can roll in the grass and I will feed you gems.
Krixfort
You are wise. Forget the past, your shred is more human than most.

Crispin Glover said...

Snarly!!!! IT IS FINE, IT IS MINE!!!!!

krixfort said...

Mountain Man, if you reject Beth in favor of Gwendoline, how will Justin Timberlake react? Or do you care anymore? Will he withdraw his promises of riches?

Crispin Glover said...

WHAT IS IT???????

mountain man said...

Krixfort, Justin and I are making love right now. If I perform well enough, I may be back on track.

mountain man said...

G, I don't want germs!! I'll be right back, I have to finish with JT.

willard said...

Is Justin a Top or a bottom?

Crispin Glover said...

I am defeating us all.

HENCHMAN said...

LISTEN UP! JT IS JT. THAT'S HOW IT IS.

HENCHMAN said...

Leave MM alone right now. Willard. Or whoever you think you are.

gwendoline said...

Mountain
I left a present for you by the pond. I couldn't wait any longer; thegnomes were out.

rocko said...

yeah she left you a steamin' turd 'cause you are bad

henceforth said...

Lonely Rocko always pointing his poopy finger

ginger said...

Mountain Man
I love you
Pan didn't come home last night.

mr. bubbles said...

ginger i think yer a boy

ginger said...

Mr Bubbles
who fucking cares what you think?