Bad news. I left work early yesterday due to a donkey injury and one of the enemies of the mountain tattled on me. My boss called to say there was trouble in the air and to keep my head under my desk for the rest of the day. Its hot under here and my wine skin is leaking.
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Are you choking the chicken?
I can come over if you need help accomplishing the above referenced task.
I love chicken.
Do know what breath play is?
Is that chicken choking?
breath play sounds like good times. since mountain man won't answer, i will bet that he is busy with the devil's business. a.k.a. the chicken is dying.
Nimble,
Be quick.
Do you have a long neck?
I have a swanlike neck and nimblefingers. I am dry as toast though and cold as frozen dinners.
More lube and microwaves for you then.
Zodd is watching.
Chickens are bad animals. They are fun to eat though.
They stack them high, remove their beaks and feet, and they shit on each other. We add garlic and... yummy.
Ok.
I hate vegans.
Tang, are you so juicy? Or what?
I am a vegan and I hate vegans.
I am so exciting to be here, yes, and juicy too.
I love vegetables. Especially cabbage.
Cabbage is good for you.
Nature's broom.
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