Friday, February 25, 2005

I'm in trouble

Bad news. I left work early yesterday due to a donkey injury and one of the enemies of the mountain tattled on me. My boss called to say there was trouble in the air and to keep my head under my desk for the rest of the day. Its hot under here and my wine skin is leaking.

16 comments:

Warning Sign said...

Are you choking the chicken?

nimblefingers said...

I can come over if you need help accomplishing the above referenced task.

tang said...

I love chicken.
Do know what breath play is?
Is that chicken choking?

nimblefingers said...

breath play sounds like good times. since mountain man won't answer, i will bet that he is busy with the devil's business. a.k.a. the chicken is dying.

randy said...

Nimble,
Be quick.
Do you have a long neck?

nimblefingers said...

I have a swanlike neck and nimblefingers. I am dry as toast though and cold as frozen dinners.

randy said...

More lube and microwaves for you then.
Zodd is watching.

kitten said...

Chickens are bad animals. They are fun to eat though.

vegan said...

They stack them high, remove their beaks and feet, and they shit on each other. We add garlic and... yummy.

nimblefingers said...

Ok.

vegetarian said...

I hate vegans.

Warning Sign said...

Tang, are you so juicy? Or what?

vegan said...

I am a vegan and I hate vegans.

tang said...

I am so exciting to be here, yes, and juicy too.

Meaty said...

I love vegetables. Especially cabbage.

vegan said...

Cabbage is good for you.
Nature's broom.