Friday, February 25, 2005

I'm in trouble

Bad news. I left work early yesterday due to a donkey injury and one of the enemies of the mountain tattled on me. My boss called to say there was trouble in the air and to keep my head under my desk for the rest of the day. Its hot under here and my wine skin is leaking.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you choking the chicken?

Anonymous said...

I can come over if you need help accomplishing the above referenced task.

Anonymous said...

I love chicken.
Do know what breath play is?
Is that chicken choking?

Anonymous said...

breath play sounds like good times. since mountain man won't answer, i will bet that he is busy with the devil's business. a.k.a. the chicken is dying.

Anonymous said...

Nimble,
Be quick.
Do you have a long neck?

Anonymous said...

I have a swanlike neck and nimblefingers. I am dry as toast though and cold as frozen dinners.

Anonymous said...

More lube and microwaves for you then.
Zodd is watching.

Anonymous said...

Chickens are bad animals. They are fun to eat though.

Anonymous said...

They stack them high, remove their beaks and feet, and they shit on each other. We add garlic and... yummy.

Anonymous said...

Ok.

Anonymous said...

I hate vegans.

Anonymous said...

Tang, are you so juicy? Or what?

Anonymous said...

I am a vegan and I hate vegans.

Anonymous said...

I am so exciting to be here, yes, and juicy too.

Anonymous said...

I love vegetables. Especially cabbage.

Anonymous said...

Cabbage is good for you.
Nature's broom.