I am sloppy drunk. I spilled my hip flask of Jack Daniels all over some important papers. I am in the doghouse now with my neutered boss. I think I am headed for serious reprimands.
Rimjob, I am not a slut. I am just wasted drunk. I thought only chicks were sluts. Just cuz I bag hussies left and right, it doesn't mean I am a slut. I am tight! I am in control! Nothing can get me down!
Mountain Man, I would like you to stop blogging for just a few minutes and do some of my work. It's ok about the papers. Just please get back to work. Thank you.
Right now I am rolling around on the floor with my tongue out. I think it's sexy. I think the Dutchman thinks it's sexy too. It's time for some hairless fun.
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now you really need a drink
yeah you dumb drunk slut
Rimjob, I am not a slut. I am just wasted drunk. I thought only chicks were sluts. Just cuz I bag hussies left and right, it doesn't mean I am a slut. I am tight! I am in control! Nothing can get me down!
if your drunk enough i bet i could bag you. tight huh, hmmm most guys can only refer to one opening as tight...what the hell are you saying?
Mountain Man, I would like you to stop blogging for just a few minutes and do some of my work. It's ok about the papers. Just please get back to work. Thank you.
Right now I am rolling around on the floor with my tongue out. I think it's sexy. I think the Dutchman thinks it's sexy too. It's time for some hairless fun.
you are so F'n busted mountain man holly shit! you gonna lose yo job!
Hey Lupus, I have hairy legs sometimes. I like to let it grow and grow once in a while. How are you feeling?
That is so weird that you say that because my bra is filled with potato salad!!!! I am a very strange woman!
The hairless one is singing ABBA at his desk.
Interesting, it seems to validate your point about the Dutch and the Swedes being aliens. Aren't ABBA Swedish???????? AHAHHHAHAHA!!!!!
That is exactly my point. I am disturbed beyond all disturbance.
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