Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Me and Beth Last Year at the Renaissance Fair

Beth, I just found this picture on my computer from last year and it makes me weepy. I am maudlin. Please forgive me for my mean tauntings. But still you must heel when I tell you to.
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37 comments:

lupus said...

wow, i'm pissing myself on the floor over that photo

mountain man said...

I know, right? You could tell we were in love...

beth said...

Thanks for the apology MM. But those are private photos. I don't want my pictures on the web. We will talk about this tonight.

lupus said...

sounds like you're appology has had the opposite effect mountain man. i need to put on a grown up diaper, i can't stop wetting myself over this photo

pup tent said...

I have never in my life seen an image like this. What the hell??????

mountain man said...

I don't get what's so funny. That was a wonderful date.

Ralph said...

Totally hysterical!!!!!

rimjob said...

WOW, this photo is gonna make my crap hurt because I blew my rectum 'O' ring out laughing so hard at it...fucking brilliant!

pus said...

No need to get so explicit rimjob. Please be more oblique. Thanks!

rimjob said...

dont be such a pus 'pus'

pus said...

Whatever. I'm in love and you can't get me down. My lover is not red by the way.

fairy butler said...

This is a beautiful photo mountain man. I bet that when you have your goat's legs attached you will still be able to wear those pants. Were you attending a shamrock festival? Were there any goats there? Did they serve cafe with goat's milk?

What is so funny about this? Please have some respect for a couple of young lovers!

And please, please, enough with the anal humor. It might encite a bloody pile riot on my magical behind.

lupus said...

i had a goat as a pet in highschool

mountain man said...

Thanks FB! There seems to be a randy crowd of bitches in here today.

mountain man said...

Lupus, you are darling.

lupus said...

my goats name was wrekin-ball. I co-owned it with some friends. He was a billy, had quite large balls to.

Melissa said...

Huh.

rimjob said...

the ball comment spiked your curiosity melissa?

jessica said...

NASTY! Why is everybody so mean on this blog? You might hurt some feelings. I agree with FB on the anal.

lupus said...

Sorry Jessica, didn't mean to offend about my old pet goat. I'm in agreement on the anal talk as well

rimjob said...

get over yourslef jessica!
like you don't poop

Chewed Up Baby said...

But it seemed like Mountain Man started it with all of his poo talk and the anus of the painting and all that. Care to weigh in on this MM?

jessica said...

IS everybody except me and mellisa a guy on this blog? ANd beth?

mountain man said...

i like the sound of your goat, lupus. could she do tricks?

mountain man said...

I am pretty sure Chewed Up Baby is a chick. I think the anal talk is ok as long as you sound smart when you are referring to your anus or your poo. That's all I can think of right now.

mountain man said...

Rimjob is probably like 12.

lupus said...

yeah mountain man. we would put a colar on him and walk him. his best trick was eating and digesting alluminium (sp?) cans

mountain man said...

oh right, the balls. it was a boy goat. but isn't that rather cruelty to animals of you?

lupus said...

goats can digest anything, they have like 3 stomachs

Melissa said...

Beth, are you still in love with Mountain Man?

rimjob said...

i don't think mountain man cares for your question mel.

beth said...

I love MM but he makes me sick at the same time.

ginger said...

Nobody is what he is meant by existence to be.
The society, culture, religion, even education are all conspiring against innocent children...they don't allow the child to grow to his natural destiny. Their every effort is to make humans into utilities.
Who knows, if the child is left to grow on his own, whether or not he will be of any use to the vested interests, ie: society?
This is the death of the child and the beginning of his false identity, which is only validated in the company of those who created that false identity.
So begins the fear of being alone.
We all have strange ways.
Bless us all.

ginger said...

mountain man
we love you

trixie
call us

bob said...

ginger
Even though I completely agree, really, you just became infinitely less hot.

Pan
muzzle her
you guys don't dress like that also do you?

Mike said...

Ginger you are too introspective. Maybe you need to be more visceral like rimjob. I think you should start a love connection.

ginger said...

rimjob is craSS
anyway i am owned by Pan
there is my love connection