Tuesday, February 22, 2005

DUTCH AND HAIRLESS

Hairless just sent me this image through the email. I found out he is Dutch. He wants to be artistic. He wants to hold hands in the bathroom. I am going to grill him later about his Alien origins.
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32 comments:

pus said...

IT WON'T OPEN! WHY NOT!

pus said...

OH MY GOD! DUTCH AND ALIEN! Well, I'm not surprised. These things go hand in hand!! DO NOT HOLD HIS HAND. That is part of the abduction plan. DO NOT!

dirty juanita said...

oh my, I would not go near that hand either. in fact i can't even see where it is!

Chewed Up Baby said...

This photo is offending my delicate sensibilities. I am lost in an amoral soup.

dirty juanita said...

i think the size of his sign is over compensating for something

jessica said...

I once dated a man who looked seriously similar to the pictured man/alien. He never paled. Not even at the beach. He had terrible breath. he ended up trimming off his penis and collecting the spoils in a marini cup.

rimjob said...

i could go for some spatzle after viewing this photo!

rimjob said...

guess he likes his martini dirty jessi

jessica said...

i mean martini cup. He was a performance artist. he documented the whole thing.

Chewed Up Baby said...

Jessica something tells me you are a bit of a slow poke. Didn't you mean to say MARTINI? Loser. And I bet you cut his penis off which is by far the most horrifying image I can imagine.

jessica said...

Whatever. you are inexperienced in love and thus judgemental. I am not concerned with your trifles.

rimjob said...

yeah jess, had yoruself a little grilled viena sausage and some spatzle on the side. you disgust me!

Anonymous said...

The man-boy pictured is lost in his own self-hatred. He seems to want to be recognized both for his sexuality and his understanding of others repulsion by it, thusly self-censoring and effectively negating his sexuality or in fact any appealing about him. He most likely lived in a coed-fraternity wannabe-communal-group therapy housing complex at some junior college on in the mid-west. He took mushrooms often and is now reduced to a pleading, needy jerk-bag. He favorite thing to ask is, "Do you still love me?" He has nice socks.

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mountain man said...

Anonymous, I am tempted to believe you are just such a man-boy. I hope you don't mind that I deleted your second repeat comment. You are very analytical.

Anonymous said...

boy-child is the correct definition
sorry for the double post

stinx said...

i want to pick his scabs

dirty juanita said...

good point mountain man. perhaps annonymous would like to expose more about himself

rimjob said...

i love corn flakes as well stinx

bob said...

I had a friend who took mushrooms one too many times and it ruined the friendship.
He was more aware of everything to the point of paranoia.
He was in touch with his feelings to the point of my wanting to whoop him upside the head with a brick.
"Are you mad at me?"
"Tell me how you feel."
"I am there for you."
I kept asking him, "Where?" and he looked at me like I hurt him.
Be careful with drugs.

Chewed Up Baby said...

Thanks for sharing Bob. I am sorry about your friendship. That makes me sadder than anything in the whole entire world. I love you.

balantine said...

you sound suspect chewed up babby

Chewed Up Baby said...

What do you mean Balantine? I am a wonderful being. I am just a little rough around the edges and extremely fragile.

balantine said...

like some man eating plant?

Chewed Up Baby said...

I love man eating plants although they scare me.

balantine said...

yeah I could go for a cobb salad and a beer

mountain man said...

I LOVE COBB SALAD! It's my second favorite salad after super salad.

balantine said...

super salad, fantastic ,,,i've never heard of it? contents? is there pork in it?

mountain man said...

well there's bacos in it. is that pork? and chow mein noodles, iceberg lettuce, chick peas, green peas, carrots, chicken, taco chips, almonds and cucumbers. maybe some sour cream too i forget. YUM.

balantine said...

sounds delicious mountain man, I bet you make it especially kind. what with your out door know how

mountain man said...

Balantine, if you agree to go camping with me sometime I will make it for you. Of course I will have to dry and then reconstitute all the ingredients when we cross over into campground. It will still be good I think. When do you want to go?

balantine said...

well camping is best for me when it is sunny. I would love your cooking in late april.