Tuesday, February 22, 2005

DRUNK AT WORK AGAIN!!!!!!!

I am sloppy drunk. I spilled my hip flask of Jack Daniels all over some important papers. I am in the doghouse now with my neutered boss. I think I am headed for serious reprimands.

15 comments:

balantine said...

now you really need a drink

rimjob said...

yeah you dumb drunk slut

mountain man said...

Rimjob, I am not a slut. I am just wasted drunk. I thought only chicks were sluts. Just cuz I bag hussies left and right, it doesn't mean I am a slut. I am tight! I am in control! Nothing can get me down!

rimjob said...

if your drunk enough i bet i could bag you. tight huh, hmmm most guys can only refer to one opening as tight...what the hell are you saying?

YOUR BOSS said...

Mountain Man, I would like you to stop blogging for just a few minutes and do some of my work. It's ok about the papers. Just please get back to work. Thank you.

mountain man said...

Right now I am rolling around on the floor with my tongue out. I think it's sexy. I think the Dutchman thinks it's sexy too. It's time for some hairless fun.

rimjob said...

you are so F'n busted mountain man holly shit! you gonna lose yo job!

lupus said...

wow mountain man, i wish you were a mountain woman with hairy legs!

Necklace of Fire said...

Hey Lupus, I have hairy legs sometimes. I like to let it grow and grow once in a while. How are you feeling?

lupus said...

i'm half cocked. hairy legs and some potato salad sound good about now.

Necklace of Fire said...

That is so weird that you say that because my bra is filled with potato salad!!!! I am a very strange woman!

lupus said...

wow! what planet are you from! i think I could live with you! (providing the potato salad is fresh)

mountain man said...

The hairless one is singing ABBA at his desk.

Grassy said...

Interesting, it seems to validate your point about the Dutch and the Swedes being aliens. Aren't ABBA Swedish???????? AHAHHHAHAHA!!!!!

mountain man said...

That is exactly my point. I am disturbed beyond all disturbance.