Saturday, February 26, 2005

Coma

I have slipped into a coma. I have just watched 6 episodes of America's Next Top Model. What am I? My toast tower has been dismantled by a beast.

Misery.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

your toast tower has been dismantled by yourself
toast is not important
Almond butter on the other hand

Anonymous said...

Anyone who would say that toast is not important to someone like Mountain Man, who obviously believes in the power of toast, is a real a--hole. I hate vegans. HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That hate will be the end of you. Try loving submission.

Anonymous said...

vegan are you a christian?

Anonymous said...

I like toast too.

Anonymous said...

I am not a vegan

Anonymous said...

I like puffs, especially pink ones.

Anonymous said...

I like Merfolk. I toast to them.

http://members.tripod.com/~shyara/mermaids.html

Mountain Man said...

Those Merfolk are very sultry.

Anonymous said...

They swim in milk and yogurt.

Anonymous said...

I am lactose intolerant.

Anonymous said...

and land locked most likely.

Anonymous said...

Wha?