I have blasted a hole in the floor of my basement in hopes of achieving something. This is a leaky proposal, I have learned, for the small family that lives below my house, beneath the earth. Now my juice, which I contain in barrels in said basement, flows down through the hole to the family below. Who could have foreseen this disaster, I don't know. I am experimenting with juice and its ability to leak out of old barrels when they are tipped over. I blasted a hole in the floor of my basement to test whether the juice would seep through to the family below. However, I had no idea they would be moistened in any way.
I have sent via overnight delivery a package of absorbable, disposable towels that are found in a roll and possess convenient, perforated edges, neatly subdividing what would otehrwise be an unwieldy, extremely long, narrow towel, good for practically nothing, I am quite sure.
I am just telling you what happened. That is what happened.