Sunday, February 27, 2005

My Basement

I have blasted a hole in the floor of my basement in hopes of achieving something. This is a leaky proposal, I have learned, for the small family that lives below my house, beneath the earth. Now my juice, which I contain in barrels in said basement, flows down through the hole to the family below. Who could have foreseen this disaster, I don't know. I am experimenting with juice and its ability to leak out of old barrels when they are tipped over. I blasted a hole in the floor of my basement to test whether the juice would seep through to the family below. However, I had no idea they would be moistened in any way.

I have sent via overnight delivery a package of absorbable, disposable towels that are found in a roll and possess convenient, perforated edges, neatly subdividing what would otehrwise be an unwieldy, extremely long, narrow towel, good for practically nothing, I am quite sure.

I am just telling you what happened. That is what happened.

24 comments:

Mountain sprite said...

The soggy Trolls probably deserve it. Withhold the towels until they pay our debts.

mountain man said...

Soggy troll family. Pay debts. Good thinking.

puff puff said...

i am so puffy. my puffs are fiery.

pan said...

Do your puffs glow pink like the sunset clouds through the window of a cheap hotel?

american said...

Are your puffies poofy or merely moist?

puff puff said...

my puffs are like the sunset. they are dry, not moist, like this poor juice-drenched family.

tad said...

Juice gets spilt; they must deal.

Goon said...

Give me the goods in my tush.

rocko said...

First on your tush a random smattering of spanks and jolts, then in your tush the goods.

GAS said...

ELECTRICITY

krixfort said...

The trolls are waiting for my payment. They will have to keep waiting because I took their money and spent it on goods and services. Sorry about that.

krixfort said...

Mountain man, again I come to you for advice. My jailers are going to me share my cell with a new troll. What can be done? Should I start hoarding juice to pour on the troll?

krixfort said...

Gas, you are so elemental.

mountain man said...

I WILL SEND YOU MY JUICE VIA MESSENGER. I WILL SEND YOU ALL THE JUICE I HAVE. That is a terrible emergency. You might want to get to work on it right away by buying as much juice as you can. Good luck to you.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr said...

I feel like a Marauder; I have marauded. I take hussies to remote villages and pillage their goods. They show me the stuff and I give it to them. Pagan Gallic rituals near cemeteries blaspheming the pious tow trucks dragging the hapless.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

GAS said...

periodic

mountain man said...

If they are truly hussies then they deserve it.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr said...

It is not the hussies I am worried about; it is the hapless.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

tad said...

Trolls and the Hapless deserve worse. Spill their juice, hold back the towels...not even napkins.

rocko said...

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I want to plunder with you.

stone said...

You dudes should chill out.
Smoke a spliff or take a pill.

Mountain sprite said...

Yeah chill out on the hussies. But mess them Trolls up.

krixfort said...

HAHAHA GAS. You are too clever for me. I am too slow on the uptake for your clever wit. I am just now laughing.

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