Saturday, February 26, 2005

Coma

I have slipped into a coma. I have just watched 6 episodes of America's Next Top Model. What am I? My toast tower has been dismantled by a beast.

Misery.

13 comments:

vegan said...

your toast tower has been dismantled by yourself
toast is not important
Almond butter on the other hand

Warning Sign said...

Anyone who would say that toast is not important to someone like Mountain Man, who obviously believes in the power of toast, is a real a--hole. I hate vegans. HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

vegan said...

That hate will be the end of you. Try loving submission.

jessica said...

vegan are you a christian?

puff puff said...

I like toast too.

christian said...

I am not a vegan

timmy said...

I like puffs, especially pink ones.

urchin said...

I like Merfolk. I toast to them.

http://members.tripod.com/~shyara/mermaids.html

mountain man said...

Those Merfolk are very sultry.

urchin said...

They swim in milk and yogurt.

Titus said...

I am lactose intolerant.

urchin said...

and land locked most likely.

Titus said...

Wha?