He looks like he is focusing very hard. He must be a thorough type of Merman who practices his jumps every day.
runt, i think you will like this photo. you are earnest just like him.
I am trying to show off for someone I am deeply in love with.
I am nothing without this person whom I deeply deeply love. I hope you know you are.
Someone has cast a spell on this image. It will not form. But I feel confident that your love transcends idoltry and that the recipient of your love is graciously swooning for you. Mountain Man, Merman you are beautiful
I am sorry you cannot see me, for it is you that I am murderously in love with. This is so sad. Please visit the following address to try to see me another way:http://www.worth1000.com/entries/10500/10706_w.jpg
I felt your love, but was not sure it was for me, and I did not want to assume. Your intensity is flattering. I would like to swim with you. Gracious Merman, meet me near the pier at dusk. I have a palm frond for you.
Merman you are a manwhore. You said you loved me yesterday. Are there no honest beings left in the world? I feel diseased and crushed.
Taffy You are.You are a disease ridden piece of candy stuck to the bottom of my boot. You would stick to anything that gave you the time of day.Needy Whore.Merman,Don't even respond to this wench.Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Rrrrrrrrrrrr, you are so mental but I like you for protecting me. Taffy is unfortunate. She is delusional.
I resent that people are insulting whores on this site. I thought you were supposed to be more open-minded.
It is not her whoredom, it is her neediness.Taffy is sticky and problematic to all she clings to.I can't ever wash my hands of her enough.We are openminded....very. Libertine in the best ways. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, you are just the last straw. I have seen the defaming of whores on this site before now. I appreciate your explanation though. Whores are not to be shunned.
Whores propel every economy.
Taffy's temperature runs high; she is not to blame. Merman scales attract her.
All this talk of whores has made me sleepy. I will nap now in the kelp beds.
Orca and Alan Greenspan? I am honored that you are blessing me with your good tidings. You must also be attracted to Merman scales. They smell briny. Salt Water thank you for understanding.
I have quite a large collection of whores. It ought to be worth a lot of money by now.
There is nowhere for us to inspect you for drugs, Merman. How will we get into your cavity when there is no opening?
I am not in possession of drugs. You cannot search me. You will never catch me. Why don't you search Mountain Man if you are looking for an opening.
I think Randy the dog killer might be interested in your whore collection, Jed. He is just that kind of bruiser.
Merman is not for real. His fins are totally fake. He must be murdered.
Merman SEEMS kind but he fills me with nervous trepidation.
me too. people really fall easily for the magical entities, but i think they are suspect.
KrixfortI have not known you to be so trepidatious, except concerning the previous night's activities. Mythical entities are gay, by nature. Remember, Oblivion is rarely farther than half a bottle away.On your Maker's mark, get Percoset, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Check for drugs in Merman's dorsal vent. It is not where you think it is.
Randy, you are a danger to me and others.
Did someone say percocet? GIMME.
Merman is a drug. Like a cane toad, you lick him.
We are all very dangerous individuals. We need ventilation.
Mountain BabyI will give you anything you want.ANYTHING.
I never thought of that. I am going to lick my own tail now. I am getting ready to feel real good.
Mountain Man has an itchy back, Ginger. Mountain Man would like his Mountain Man stew, a couple of meds and a nice big pitcher of margaritas.
What's an onanist?
Mountain baby is a pussy.He would not know what to do with ginger if she showed up.
I'll tell you something, Ginger, I need some fellowship right about now. I am tempted to put on my man fairy outfit and roam the streets.
THAT is why you are anonymous.
I have learned from experience that anyone named Chad is missing gonads. I know exactly what I want from Ginger. I am just playing it real cool. I am real chill today. I played catch by the river, in the snow, with my friend Arthur today. I am elated.
Mountain LoveI know of a party where absolutely anything might happen....come with me. Pan will be there.
OK I just didn't want to admit I don't know what Onanism is. I a little baby puss puss. Chad is right.
I think I know which party you are referring to, the Fireman's Ball next week? I can't go. I will be downsizing.
I love puss puss
gas you are a menace. that is fine.
My bones are brittle. I hate cats.
I know of what she speaks Mountain.It is the Sprite's Celebration near the pond. Orgiastic, Bacchanallian revelry...Nymphs and Satyrs...and Grog, fine Meades and Grog...Oh I wish I could go. Alas another spell has been placed on me; for the moment I have no legs or neck, but I will wobble to my Book of Incantatins and undo this evil spell soon.
If perchance I cannot, will you cart me there fine Mountain. I should love to see them dance tonight.
Do not downsize too much Mountain Man.
Sure I can cart you. I have a wooden cart. I will take excellent care of your haphazardly assembled physical self. I will make you a neck and legs from marzipan.
Krixfort, thank you for your concern. I plan to downsize only somewhat.
Good. I was troubled over that.
Psylociban mushroom marizipan and nectar of agave will restore me. I am sure of it. Bring your wooden cart with its wooden wheels and we will go to the pier to swim with Merman. Joyous moonlit fun.
If her legs are not restored, she will sink like the stoner she is. You had better bring a collar just in case.
I resent that.
Bob, I think I know you. Do you have brown hair and a limp?
Bob, I looked all over Avenue B for you the other night. If you would have shown yourself you could have saved me the pain that ensued. What gives?
I was going to explain the secrets behind the tat.
I had to look up Onanism. I understand you more now Mountain Man. Somehow I feel closer to you.
Krixfort, is it cuz you now know what onanism is? or xuz you so totally respect me for admitting my shortcoming. I better look it up. Bob is definitely the limper.
Yeah, OK. I get it. I love you too K.
bob are you ok??
bob you sound dismantled, much like Mountain Man's toast tower.
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