Friday, February 24, 2006

Pet Pelt



Sorry, this pet pelt was for sale so I had to buy it. A $3 bargain, I know it was wrong and will be each time I use it but still, I had to, it's quite soft, as you will see, when you come over, if you come over. This pet's name was Mindy. Mindy, I honor your memory, in spite of how it may seem.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

How will you use it?

w.w. said...

it would make a good tupee.

mountain man said...

Yeah for my pubic area, which is HUGE.

mountain man said...

Please I would like it to be known that Mindy was not a dog, Minday was an XXXL hamster, from the master race of hamsters.

w.w. said...

i like to call hamsters "burnout bunnies."

w.w. said...

it would make an excellent pubic mound for just about anyone. soft to the touch, but easily removable. plus the black and white pattern would match diverse skin tones.

mountain man said...

I like it. Is it because they tried and failed to be bunnies? Or because they act all kinds of fucked up and stupid? Highly suggestive of illicit sex. Must pull porno out of left tube sock now and peruse.

mountain man said...

OMG my skin tones are so diverse. WW you are so intuitive.

w.w. said...

yes, it will cover dry patches too. apply lotion, then burnout bunny covering, and soft skin will emerge overnight. it might make a sour smell.

i call them burnout bunnies because when you try to grab them they scurry away and wood chips fly. also works for guinea pigs.

postmoderndebunker said...

Haven't you heard of the Pubic Patch Kids?? They are all the rage now--look a little like this.

fairy butler said...
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fairy butler said...

also known as a merkin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

one of my very favorite words. this is an adorable specimen mm. it could also double as a car chamois.

Fragmented Head said...

I love the word merkin, it's so special. Merkin, merkin, merkin.

Anonymous said...

I had always used the dead animals I receive as gifts to keep my live animals warm...I obviously need to consider these other possibilities.

The Capt'n said...

Sea Monkey has taken to calling me Worried Hamster, and as she is Team Philosopher, I take it to heart, and thus take issue with you posting pictures of my fallen brethren, Mountain Man. How could you be so insensitive to me??

sloth said...

MM, I would like to feel this stuff on my bare bum. Is that ok?

Mountain Man said...

Dear Capt'n please accept my sincerest apologies. The problem is that the price was so low, but anyway I would not harm a hamster or any other furry being. Dear Capt'n I am sorry to have harmed you or your balance. You are extremely precious to Team Radical Alliance of Existence, extremely precious. I am sorry.

Mountain Man said...

It's only ok if Capt'n gives permission. It's only fair. If it were a she-devil pelt I would say, yes, it's ok. But this hamster issue is very serious and we can't proceed until we have things hammered out.

xx
MM

USB said...

Dear MM:
I'm curious about the actual size ot the pelt- of an XXXL Hamster. Wow, thats a lot of X's! Wonder what size of cage it lived in before its demise..Would certainly keep a big cat very intrigued...small ones would be consumed. Oh, pardon me, hamsters are not carniverous. And good heavens, the amount of cedar shavins it would require in the cage....and the cleaning, ugh!
Hard enough to get US to clean out Kitti's box (one of his few household chores). Good staff is sooo hard to acquire and train...
as she frequently reminds us.
I do remind her that she would provide us with enough of a pelt for a muff. 'Nough said.