The snowmen have left the front yards and shed their scarves. They have entered the Snowman Love Lounge and are flirting, dancing, making out, making sexy time near the wall, and finally passing out from their hedonistic endeavors. They are anonymous to each other but frenzied when they get up close. These snowmen are coy and jaunty, they make lovin' fun.
David Humphrey at Triple Candie. Opens today 4-6.
461 West 126th Street
open Thursday through Sunday, 12-5
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Oh Frosty, Frosty, Frosty, Frosty, Frosty!
I feel that if Mountain Man were to administer hamster fur petrissage to the bum that is bare on Sloth, it would be a healing moment for the community. But snowmen have to watch.
xoxo,
Wounded Pride of Hamster
Good thinking Capt'n, will do and will report back. I am sure I can ensnare Slothy at the opening of Snowman in Love and maximize her bum with the hamster treatments.
You can't trust snowmen to simply watch. They have tendencies and inclinations; their snow is sticky.
Dear WPH,
Truly the tickling will be so much better with an audience, even and especially bumless orgiastic snow-morphic-persons.
Robert Storr, I had no idea you read my blog. How intense.
Sloth we will commune later. There will be blood nearby, but it won't be yours. No worries.
I like the smeared areas best.
What, do you think all I care about is the curds and whey of highmindedness? No Mountain Man, bums and silly talk count.
Robert, have you been smearing curds and whey on snowmen again?
Thank you Robert, that is very enhancing. I hope your bum is smooth and ripe today. There is so much to do.
Curds and whey exist both in the mind and in the round. I never knew this before.
Curds tend to the solid, whey to liquid; whether they are applied to mind or body is a matter of sensibility. Thank you MM for your hopes concerning smoothness and ripeness. I'm working on ripe but how smooth can you make a hamburger?
Woah, I didn't realize things were that rough and tumble down there for you. But you are a really precise man, RS. This is illuminating to say the least.
Rough and tumble sounds so Snowman in Love. I don't understand your selection criteria regarding Humphrey.
He is my beau.
I am a huge Humphrey fan. I was only trying to draw you out MM. Miss Muffit. I assume your selection was based on delight and wonder tangled into amusement and spidery intellectual engagement.
Oh ok. Sorry I didn't "receive your meaning" at first. Those things are true. You are very smart. Spidery. Very nice. Now I must view the snowmen that I am very excited to view.
I am thick.
Hmmm, must have been more that majic in those hats... MM..
Whiter that White Snowmen behavin badly.. Please tell me there is no soundtrack or CD's available for purchase in the gift shop! Love the snaps!
MM, i hope you are not too freaked out that Robert Storr visited artisticthoughts. Did you see the star-studded roster at Militant Art Bitch?
Hi USB. Hi FB. I think it's high time all the luminaries come out to play on the blogs. I am honored that Robert Storr is weighing in on this blog, telling us about the texture of his bum. I really feel I have gotten somewhere.
my prostate has really been acting up lately. these snowmen would be nice to sit upon for some sweet cool relief.
Dave, wow, feel better soon. Warmest Regards to you.
It is just getting more and more intense, I can see that. I feel I am at the core of the international artworld. It doesn't get any better than this.
I can't reach my itchy spot.
I can send you a petrified hand tied to a stick. It usually helps me with hard to reach spots. Is your itchy spot on the inside or out?
a petrified hand sounds perfect for my ass nooks and ass crannies - firm but malleable - 100% natural. as good as oats.
I really thought this was a store room in Jersey for Christmas decorations--nothing more.
Mike Kelly?
You must have beer goggles on.
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