Thursday, February 23, 2006

Special Needs



Ham, this one goes out to you. There is nothing to be ashamed of, sometimes there is a shortness that accompanies the fur, sometimes there is a quickness that goes along with the stumps. Kitty, run! They'll never get you!!

31 comments:

mountain man said...

Ham, you are lucky to be you, even if your mum thought you were uneven. Screw her.

Worried said...

Do you think this kitty was poisoned in utero? Or just mutated by accident?

mountain man said...

This kitty is the savior of our souls, of each and every day. Kitty is ensconced in hampered limb actions, Kitty is less than and more than all in one.

hammy said...

Thanks MM, for the shout out! I often wonder why??? why???? why????
I feel better now.

mountain man said...

You are very special to be like this. Kudos.

hammy said...

The kitty was poisened by meat loaf and hamburger helper.

mountain man said...

Hamburger Helper is from the planet doom. Alien helper is more like it.

Frank Frank said...

My mother cooked me hamburger helper with eggs instead of hamburger. It tasted and looked like barf. As a result my complexion looks like mayonnaise and I am hated by all my acquaintances. I blame my mother for everything, it's only fair.

pd said...

My ma fed me sloppy Joes, only she called them Sloppy Jesus.

mountain man said...

Was it creamy PD? A creamy Sloppy Jesus? From what I understand Jesus was a premature ejaculator so to honor him with white sauce would make perfect sense, esp. for a Catholic. Sounds dee-lish. If only I could tolerate the lactose I'd be so into the whole Catholic deal.

postmoderndebunker said...

That sounds like that play I went to...

postmoderndebunker said...

Red sauce only...

mountain man said...

Ah, I see. Bloody premature ejaculator. Huh.

postmoderndebunker said...

Yeah, but do you kick the son of God outta bed? You sorta seal your fate that way.

Yvonne Elliman said...

I don't know how to love him.

w.w. said...

my cat has a stump instead of a tail. now when i see a cat with a tail it looks wrong.

sloth said...

Pusspuss is proudly displaying the nethers, plus pink paw pads. She says, "so my legs are a little stumpy... SO WHAT. Look what I got, sucka!"

sloth said...

ww, does your kitty hop like a rabbit? this is what I have heard.

postmoderndebunker said...

W.W., I know all about stumps and tails. Right, mm?

Mountain Man said...

I want to see your stump tail kitty WW. This kitty is disastrous with little stumps. PD has a small vestigial tail, it's very appealing.

Traditional Dress said...

I am donning the costume of my foremothers today and will be very mournful but very hardworking. I will think of the short-legged runabout while I tend to my ill-conceived tasks.

postmoderndebunker said...

Thanks for the shout out...RE: tail. I think it growing!

krixfort said...

PD, about your growing tail. . .please keep that to yourself so that MM can maintain this PG-13 rating.

w.w. said...

my stump tail kitty is named cleo. it is fun to pet her and let your hand run off the stump. it's a little fuzzy nugget.

long horn said...

No, Pigmon is good.

I who innumerably becomes a bottleneck a certain fillet and makes it though it is standard one (Sofbi and Gareki) might be few.
This work is started by the idea, it takes about three months or it has shortly taken complete one year when idly doing though it belittled very much.
It is what I capricious often completed.

lupig said...

yes pigmon good.

Edna said...

What are the exact dates for your Feigen show? Is it your NYC solo debut?

Mountain Man said...

Longhorn, I am dizzy trying to understand what you have written. I thought I could figure it out but I cannot.

Edna, thanks for asking. I had a show at Luxe Gallery in Fall '04. At Feigen, I will have the front room, just to clarify that. There will be another artist, Suzanne Simonson, from Sweden, in the main space. A double girl header, a reason to rock out with our cocks out.

Edna said...

excellent. no cocks necessary. congrats!

Mountain Man said...

You're right. No to cocks. Yes to big vagina faces!!! Or maybe not.

Edna said...

yes to pussy faces with short legs and stub tails!