Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Gnar



Ffffffffffttt. Ffffffftttttt. That is the sound a fanged tapeworm makes. This is the disguise of the tapeworm who comes to bite and deplete your gut. Fffffffftttt. Ffffffffftttttt. It is yellow inside. Going crazy, harming things. Tomorrow I come home. Tonight we had a party at my parents'. I guess it was ok. Lots of food. Only 2 Republicans. Could have been way worse. The food was good. Nothing canned. It is lucky. But. Still. I ache to come home. See you soon.

19 comments:

fairy butler said...

it is safer here mm. the parents can suck less soul when one is out of reach. but...then the realities of nothing return. i am trying to put it off today.

postmoderndebunker said...

Come back MM! We miss you too. The dorky dance society must reconvene--post haste.
I am glad to be away from the clutches of my family...even if it means being at the beige.

fairy butler said...

i agree PD, although beige is starting to foul on me. I have hardly worked in the past few weeks but i am over it already being back for day 2.

We must have karaoke celebration in honor of MM's bday - don't you think. we can dork dance.

Mountain Man said...

You guys are the grease for my inner wheels. I love being able to commune from afar. Just a few more hours and we take off to return home. I love the karaoke bday idea. Plans will be afooting.

I am sorry for the beige nothingness. I wish rainbows would greet your mind parties. The week is almost over at least....

postmoderndebunker said...

Yes Karaoke!! I am up for a little Journey or Meat Loaf. Will either of you do a duet w/me...something like "two outta three ain't bad"?

I am slacking at beige. One important thing to do...but procrastinating.

fairy butler said...

pd, will you sing either 'reunited' or 'under pressure' with me? or maybe 'leather and lace'? i am game.

fairy butler said...

can you tell that i am not working AT ALL today.

postmoderndebunker said...

Oh--Under Pressure please!!!! That's my fave. On my way to Philly I listened to it 7 times in a row. How appropriate.

Chew Toy of a Whore said...

I would like to sing a Journey song. Wheels in the Sky or some such. This is something to look forward to.

hammy said...

Come back and play! Dork dance karaoke sounds lovely.

krixfort said...

I am going to sing some hippy song. I will try to mangle three part harmony by myself.

lupakis said...

feel better MM, think log sized thoughts. I am oficially drunk at work, threatening slugs with salt.

Steve Perry said...

Dear Chew Toy
Please keep it clean. Ever since my mother gave me that golden eighth note necklace for my twelfth birthday, I have devoted myself to the power of music to heal the human condition and rid us of our more base desires. I have faith that if you sing "Wheel in the Sky" from your heart, that it will open to my love and the love of all humankindness.
peace
Steve

Chew Toy of a Whore said...

STEVE!!! I can't believe this. I have loved you for so long. I will try to remember this wisdom and love power of music no matter what. I will keep it real real clean. Thanks for talking to me.

Love,

CTOAW

Party Boy said...

i am hurting to join your party. can someone new come into the fun?

Just a girl said...

I wish I could join (sniff sniff), but I fear I am on the wrong coast.

pd said...

Steve--it's time we go our separate ways!

The Capt'n said...

Dear Mountain Man,
I loved this post so much that I had to go ahead and put it on my Team Shredder blog. I know this is stealing, but I didn't mean no harm. If you are mad or offended then please accept my apologies in advance. But you gave me back the laughter, MM, and I just wanted to share it with others. Is that so wrong?
sincere thanks,
The Capt'n

mountain man said...

I am deeply touched and flattered, M. Capt'n. Thank you for liking it. You make my bum blush.

Happiness and Light,

MM