Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Hairs Cut


FB, this reminds me of that time in grad school when you found a box in your studio, labeled "Ponytail" and it had someone's real ponytail in it. You generously gave it to me, I must still have it somewhere. Dismembered hairdos are creepy to happen upon accidentally. Stay calm, is my advice.

65 comments:

Mountain Man said...

I am putting my hair into ponytails so I can cut them off one by one. I think I am dying, slipping slowly into non-everything. See you later, or never again. It is time to do the gutless dance of nothingness.

Mountain Man said...

What happened to FB's blog??

Anonymous said...

crappy blogger ate it again!! Don't worry MM, the Fairy Butler will be back.

fairy butler said...

oh my - i totally forgot about that pony tail talisman. it would make a nice blush applicator.

blogger is such a turd today. i hate today. BEIGE IS SPYING on me apparently and i have decided to wait and be fired. f them.

Anonymous said...

FB. sorry to hear about your beige. I told that worker bitch to grow up. now I feel guilty.

Anonymous said...

The minute I began blogging today at the beige---a total computer melt down happened! UGH...a very crappy afternoon...

fairy butler said...

Something demonic is definitely in the ether!!!

HP - she does need to grow up. good for you!!

Anonymous said...

Today I go to the magical healer. Wish me lucks.

Anonymous said...

good lucks MM! I hope you are fixed up soon.

hearts,
PeeeeeDeeeee

Anonymous said...

MM--did I mention I heart you?? I will take care of you when you are sick?

Anonymous said...

Dude! What's the deal? Are you sick or something? Shit--I hope it's not the herps. I got a bad case of that and shit, like, it was awful.
I've missed you man! I've been studying sooo much. I just finished reading Macbeth--woa! What a kick-ass piece of writing. Hubba, bubba, toil and trouba!

sloth said...

McFart! Long-time-no-hear-from, kiddo. You have been missed, liebling.

Anonymous said...

This school thing is no joke! I mean all this reading and stuff.
Dudes...I've missed you too. I've got a new gf, but have learned my lesson about blogging about it....

Anonymous said...

Oh McFarty....tell us about your new girlfriend. We will keep it hush hush.

PD, thanks for the well wishes. I heart you too.

Anonymous said...

hello pals. My ears are hurting. The beige is murder. Today is so beautiful! I walked to my subway and nearly skipped.

Anonymous said...

Hi. I am murder times five. It is beautiful, I can smell chicken in the air, even though it's not there. I received the pills of stoppage of embarrassing dampness today. I am luridly exciting to take them.

Anonymous said...

I am a very brave bunny. My master is very proud of me. My tummy gurgles from bunny nuggets - I am somewhat allergic to them, although I love them so. I am soft black and white bunny. I sit and stare, but have many feelings on the inside.

Anonymous said...

I am invisible, travelling on the air molecules today. That is why you can smell me all around, a pleasing friendly smell that causes perk.

Anonymous said...

Listen. I hate bunnies and chicken things. I hate animals of all types in all states. Dead or alive, I don't care. All animals should be put to stinking death.

Anonymous said...

What is so embarrassing about dampness?

Anonymous said...

Please do not perform the chicken finger rapes on me!

Anonymous said...

Yes, it is beautiful today. So beautiful I nearly tripped on my way to the subway.

Anonymous said...

Stacey I am already raping you but you cannot even feel it. Stupid girl.

Anonymous said...

Dampness is proof of existence, Crux. This is bad. It fits into PostModern theory too neatly. I am not happy about it.

Anonymous said...

PD you should know all about the theories of residue and traces. Didn't you debunk these theories years ago? However they still hold sway on feeble minds such as mine.

Anonymous said...

It is time for the parade to begin, the march down the avenue in celebration of our daring win. We won!!! Will you skip and trip down the avenue of disaster into the next era, the era of no mechanization? It is an invisible era. Do you know what I mean?

Anonymous said...

No. You are making me queasy. I hate crowds.

Anonymous said...

there is vengence in the air. There are apologies which were not accepted. The tuber is next to me and I want to cut. Trim. Cut. trim. Her stirrup pants are pilled up around her bottom.

Anonymous said...

whisper whisper whisper. Stop them. With poison and rice fermentation

Anonymous said...

I forgot to mention how miniature we are. We can fit into the stirrup pants bottom and make storms of twitchy havoc on her I am sure it is large tush.

Anonymous said...

Why not wrap the elastic loops around her neck for a good old-fashioned strangling?

Anonymous said...

I absolutely agree with everything said here. 100%.

Anonymous said...

Stacey?????????? Wake up Stacey. You used to be so sensitive to my manipulations.

Anonymous said...

Here is how I feel: like there is a secret formula to being a person and I don't have access to it. I want to calm down. This seems impossible.

Anonymous said...

Hi MM, I melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Anonymous said...

This secret formula is beyond me as well. The crazy people around me are sighing heavily.
PD. Lets slice together. Rev her up!

Anonymous said...

yes! very sharp. Thanks, PD.
The hates are coming on strong. Slicing is the answere!

Anonymous said...

yes! very sharp. Thanks, PD.
The hates are coming on strong. Slicing is the answere!

Anonymous said...

I like this blog. I am not a spammer or a pervert. I like this blog and wanted to say so. It makes me feel good, even though it can get a little strange at times. But thank you for the fun!

Anonymous said...

Paul, you sound really sweet. I hate to tell you this though, that feeling good = pervert.

Ham can you measure tuber's ass for me? I need to know.

Anonymous said...

The alpha and the omega is merging into a white hot cinder. I'm slicing.

Anonymous said...

MM, it is 2 feet. That's right. She is the one in the office with the basket of candy at her desk complaining about people eating her candy at the end of the day.

Anonymous said...

Go grab a handful of her candy. Put one in your mouth and open your mouth - lean forward slightly, onto her desk. Let the colored spittle run down in a string onto her desk. Giggle a little. Fun????

Anonymous said...

I would like some candy lozenges right now. I am feeling sour, what I need is sweetness.

Anonymous said...

that blade is sharp PD! you are most excellent!!!

Anonymous said...

I want some candy too. I like fun dip. powder is power.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should start dressing exactly like her.

Anonymous said...

Well, I am not a pervert. I was just trying to be nice.

Anonymous said...

I would like that PD. Do you think I can get to 3rd base with a rancher? Hot.

Anonymous said...

Paul I love you. I am sorry.

Anonymous said...

A cross section of her body would resemble a snickers bar. The peanut chunks are bitter organs.

Anonymous said...

I am a bitter organ Ham. Ham. Eat her. Maybe she is a good source of iron.

Anonymous said...

Take a picture of her cross section. She sounds suspicious.

Anonymous said...

The caramel is her bile.
mm, you are cracking me up! I can picture this candy spillage. I like this very much!

Anonymous said...

There is now a gooey blue stain in her basket. oops

Anonymous said...

A blue stain!!!!! What could be more beautiful. Time to suckle from the wineskin, Ham. Celebrate your stain and slice maneuver.

Anonymous said...

The suckling has begun. There is much mumbling under breath and slamming things beside me. It is pathetic. I must focus on the slicer.

Anonymous said...

I have a question. How can I tell if I'm fat?

Anonymous said...

HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT.
Kendra, don't worry.

Anonymous said...

Describe what they are doing to you.

Anonymous said...

I just measure my ass and it's 68 inches across. Am I fat?

Anonymous said...

Listen, I am about to drop acid in like 5 seconds. It should be really wild because I am going to go bowling by myself. Any last minute advice? What should I watch out for? But don't make me paranoid, ok???

Anonymous said...

Make sure that you bowl slowly. Dont' throw the ball at anyone inadvertently. Try not to eat either. And don't look too shifty. Wear a nice button down.

Anonymous said...

there are loud sighs. Slamming down of book. Muttering to self about being angry...Right next to me and directed at me. Stew in your own juices. This is pathetic behavior. And totally not justified.

Anonymous said...

hey my main mountain man. . . in response to your question about how to motivate the little urchins. . .I posted a response over on my bloggy.