Monday, September 26, 2005

Can you believe it?



There is a swizzle stick store. It's at www.swizzlestickstore.com. Look at the many subjects for the top of the swizzle. I am floored and really just mega-inspired. I want to initiate a profusion of swizzlers in my cabinets.

45 comments:

Sorrowful Midget said...

Hmm. I think the subjects at the top of the swizzle could be more mutant, personally. What's with all the nautical themes?

fairy butler said...

WHERE ARE THE PEGACORNS?

Mountain Man said...

Good question. Where are the mythical swizzlers? Perhaps we need to start fabrication.

Mountain Man said...

I am in possession of cheez wiz this morning. I have all kinds of plans with it. For now, they are top secret. Don't think you won't be implicated. Don't think there won't be violence.

I am pained in the head. Pained from over-thought. What to do next for the art, mainly. How to lure people to the dungeon. How to get them excited about my goods. Perhaps if I perform a manic rhyming cheer to introduce them? Would that be overly oppressive? Will have to consult with Ed Winkleman re: studio etiquette. He would tell me if cheerleading is no good on the list of inviting ideas.

Cheryl-Lynn said...

My head feels like a briar patch this morning. I would like to rub cheez wiz on it.

clefty said...

I know some cheers MM, back from my cheerleading days. I also have a megaphone.

Mountain Man said...

Clefty please may I borrow your megaphone? Is it pink? Do you have stickers on it?

Frank said...

I want to get f-ed in the a today.

Mountain Man said...

Huh. Well good luck to you.

I want more cans of cheez wiz to arrive via regular mail. I want to create a canal of wiz that flows to teh east. Is that possible?

clefty said...

MM, the megaphone is yellow. It doesn't have any stickers but if you find some that you like you are more than welcome to affix them to the meagaphone.

X's for Eyes said...

I miss PD.

krixfort said...

I was just thinking the same thing, x's for eyes! Where is that rascally PD?

Mountain Man said...

She is a rascal. And we are all going into PD withdrawal. PD!!!!!! Do you not know we are pining for you?????????????

fairy butler said...

mm, can we work up a luring spell for the studio visits? something involving jazz flute and the dirigeradoo? maybe those guys who bang on platic paint canisters and be our rhythmn section? then we can send out cassette tape invitations to a dazzling studio "show"?

fairy butler said...

by 'show' i am meaning performance. Where is Ham Paw by the way? We could use some imput here.

Mountain Man said...

I like it FB. We need to jazz things up around here. Just like Jerry Saltz said in his scintillating article from last week. Get some real ATTITUDE. In the form of magickal dance numbers. I am sure that is what he meant.

fairy butler said...

that reminds me of a certain tome at home give to me by mm. an actual guidebook -"the secrets of majikal dance". perhaps tomorrow i can spend some time scanning in some of the better instructional drawings. we can use them as a blueprint for our perfomance.

mesozoic era said...

stand and deliver.

Mountain Man said...

I am standing. I am delivering something.

FB, scan them. I want to see them again.

fairy butler said...

it is almost deserving of it's own website - a tribute to magikal dance. maybe i can make a series of paintings? yesterday i was thinking about a series of dreamcatcher paintings maybe.

the world needs more mutants.

neophyte dancer said...

I know a mutant dance, it's true.

Mountain Man said...

I am interested in the neophyte dance of the mutant.

neophyte dancer said...

The mutant dance involves the swizzle sticks with the jaunty tuxedo guy.

fairy butler said...

does the mutant dance use some form of telekinesis on the tuxedo guy and coconuts? please tell me it does.

Mountain Man said...

I have used coconuts as telekinesis goggles. It is creamy but the powers are strong. Where does the tuxedo come in? Who is the guy? This is a good physical code.

postmoderndebunker said...

You rang, master???? I am here dreaming of our special day--November 11th-right? I just had my tail removed, so I am recovering.
A shout out to Krix, FB and the crew...

Mountain Man said...

PEEDIDDLEEDEE!!!!!! Yay. How are you feeling after such a painful surgery? I am concerned. I can bring you some juice if you need it. To rub on your scar.

Declining Aerobics Teacher said...

I am cleaning my ears with paper clips.

nasty robo said...

i am pooping out tiny eiffel towers

Victor said...

Isn't that very scraping of your bunghole?

krixfort said...

hey PD! The big day is drawing near!

mountain man said...

I am looking very bridal, Krix. Even though I am the groom. I am blushy and all aflutter.

hammy said...

I need a unicorn to perform magical spell of transfer of self.

mountain man said...

I will try to help. Where can I transfer you to? Do you want to become something else or inhabit somewhere else?

PS - I AM REALLY DYING. TRUE!!!!!!

mountain man said...

I am killing me slowly and softly.

ham paw said...

I would like to be somewhere else. Also I would like to be a unicorn or a centaur. Is that possible right now?

ham paw said...

Don't kill yourself. It would be best to kill someone else.

mountain man said...

OK, Hams. The time is now for lift off. Use your hairs as departure wings.

mountain man said...

I tried to strangle someone this morning but it didn't take.

mountain man said...

I am pushing a horn out from the inside of your forehead. I am trying to will you into the shape of a unicorn.

ham paw said...

who did you strangle, my dear MM?
There are many up with necks outstretched here in beige. Come as a soldier of the night and slice, slice, slice.

ham paw said...

The idiot is clucking beside me. You know... "mmm, mmm, mmm." F you beigers.

ham paw said...

now saying hi to everyone around me, excluding me. Pathetic.
So glad I have a life outside of this.

mountain man said...

i tried to strangle my neighbor's dog...god forgive me. screw your beige neighbor. screw her.

ham paw said...

I just did.