Monday, September 26, 2005

Can you believe it?



There is a swizzle stick store. It's at www.swizzlestickstore.com. Look at the many subjects for the top of the swizzle. I am floored and really just mega-inspired. I want to initiate a profusion of swizzlers in my cabinets.

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmm. I think the subjects at the top of the swizzle could be more mutant, personally. What's with all the nautical themes?

fairy butler said...

WHERE ARE THE PEGACORNS?

Anonymous said...

Good question. Where are the mythical swizzlers? Perhaps we need to start fabrication.

Anonymous said...

I am in possession of cheez wiz this morning. I have all kinds of plans with it. For now, they are top secret. Don't think you won't be implicated. Don't think there won't be violence.

I am pained in the head. Pained from over-thought. What to do next for the art, mainly. How to lure people to the dungeon. How to get them excited about my goods. Perhaps if I perform a manic rhyming cheer to introduce them? Would that be overly oppressive? Will have to consult with Ed Winkleman re: studio etiquette. He would tell me if cheerleading is no good on the list of inviting ideas.

Anonymous said...

My head feels like a briar patch this morning. I would like to rub cheez wiz on it.

Anonymous said...

I know some cheers MM, back from my cheerleading days. I also have a megaphone.

Anonymous said...

Clefty please may I borrow your megaphone? Is it pink? Do you have stickers on it?

Anonymous said...

I want to get f-ed in the a today.

Anonymous said...

Huh. Well good luck to you.

I want more cans of cheez wiz to arrive via regular mail. I want to create a canal of wiz that flows to teh east. Is that possible?

Anonymous said...

MM, the megaphone is yellow. It doesn't have any stickers but if you find some that you like you are more than welcome to affix them to the meagaphone.

Anonymous said...

I miss PD.

Anonymous said...

I was just thinking the same thing, x's for eyes! Where is that rascally PD?

Anonymous said...

She is a rascal. And we are all going into PD withdrawal. PD!!!!!! Do you not know we are pining for you?????????????

fairy butler said...

mm, can we work up a luring spell for the studio visits? something involving jazz flute and the dirigeradoo? maybe those guys who bang on platic paint canisters and be our rhythmn section? then we can send out cassette tape invitations to a dazzling studio "show"?

fairy butler said...

by 'show' i am meaning performance. Where is Ham Paw by the way? We could use some imput here.

Anonymous said...

I like it FB. We need to jazz things up around here. Just like Jerry Saltz said in his scintillating article from last week. Get some real ATTITUDE. In the form of magickal dance numbers. I am sure that is what he meant.

fairy butler said...

that reminds me of a certain tome at home give to me by mm. an actual guidebook -"the secrets of majikal dance". perhaps tomorrow i can spend some time scanning in some of the better instructional drawings. we can use them as a blueprint for our perfomance.

Anonymous said...

stand and deliver.

Anonymous said...

I am standing. I am delivering something.

FB, scan them. I want to see them again.

fairy butler said...

it is almost deserving of it's own website - a tribute to magikal dance. maybe i can make a series of paintings? yesterday i was thinking about a series of dreamcatcher paintings maybe.

the world needs more mutants.

Anonymous said...

I know a mutant dance, it's true.

Anonymous said...

I am interested in the neophyte dance of the mutant.

Anonymous said...

The mutant dance involves the swizzle sticks with the jaunty tuxedo guy.

fairy butler said...

does the mutant dance use some form of telekinesis on the tuxedo guy and coconuts? please tell me it does.

Anonymous said...

I have used coconuts as telekinesis goggles. It is creamy but the powers are strong. Where does the tuxedo come in? Who is the guy? This is a good physical code.

Anonymous said...

PEEDIDDLEEDEE!!!!!! Yay. How are you feeling after such a painful surgery? I am concerned. I can bring you some juice if you need it. To rub on your scar.

Anonymous said...

I am cleaning my ears with paper clips.

Anonymous said...

i am pooping out tiny eiffel towers

Anonymous said...

Isn't that very scraping of your bunghole?

Anonymous said...

hey PD! The big day is drawing near!

Mountain Man said...

I am looking very bridal, Krix. Even though I am the groom. I am blushy and all aflutter.

Anonymous said...

I need a unicorn to perform magical spell of transfer of self.

Mountain Man said...

I will try to help. Where can I transfer you to? Do you want to become something else or inhabit somewhere else?

PS - I AM REALLY DYING. TRUE!!!!!!

Mountain Man said...

I am killing me slowly and softly.

Mountain Man said...

OK, Hams. The time is now for lift off. Use your hairs as departure wings.

Mountain Man said...

I tried to strangle someone this morning but it didn't take.

Mountain Man said...

I am pushing a horn out from the inside of your forehead. I am trying to will you into the shape of a unicorn.

Mountain Man said...

i tried to strangle my neighbor's dog...god forgive me. screw your beige neighbor. screw her.