Friday, June 03, 2005

Security

The guards are surrounding the yard. They are uniformed beigely and grayly as directed. Their fingers are over their lips, they are shushing the peripheral parties, the entombed parties. It is a lovely shushing sound that emanates from their thin wizened lips. There are many rows of security guards, a gauntlet, not easy to traverse.

I will see you later at polyrhythm dance accordance. Good-bye until then, when it will be hello.

21 comments:

Kill said...

I like gauntlets. I will try to traverse in my spare time later today.

mountain man said...

I need to buy a new shirt for the dance accordance. I believe Ham Paw may need to as well. Is there a place to buy very long and XXL shirts that are slimming? We are in need.

Anonymous said...

I heard that Big & Tall is having a sale this week. Maybe you can find the proper button down with vertical stripes to slim your silhouette. Good luck.

Jimmy Jammy said...

The guards are protecting you from Chumps.

mountain man said...

The shushes are so calming. I am criss crossed by tracks, in reverence of the this way and that phenomenon.

Kill said...

Numbing sensations are positive reinforcement.

sloth said...

Sloth needs a new pouch. In fact, Sloth needs new everything, but the cash flow is going in the wrong direction these days.

Will the guards escort MM and Ham Paw to the hoe-down in a stretch-limo? See if you can get a stretch-Mini. That would be the best!

Sushi Blameful said...

Yes Sloth. Long long Mini with much sun roof. Many lucky in such car.

Preston said...

Will there be hot dogs at the hoe-down? I have a hankering for nitrates....

krixfort said...

mmmm. nitrates.

postmoderndebunker said...

Nitrates and salt...mmmmmmmmmm

Kill said...

I am eating them now. I killed them and now I am eating them without the bun.

Crux said...

I have just eaten some hot sausages.

Lady Jane Sheepshanks said...

Oh dear! I dare say all this talk of meats and nitrates has made me woozy. Darlings, you must know how bad they are for you. Hob-Nobs and tea would be better.

mountain man said...

I am half dead today. I need a happy pill.

krixfort said...

snausages.

Pill said...

I am here for you to take. I am not blue. I am a relatively fast acting neuromimetic that when taken in the proper dosage should last up to 4-6 years with few if any negative side-effects. However, there is a potential loss of disagreeability and impertinence.

PD said...

I am all-dead today, but operating on an emergency generator.

Anonymous said...

Sloth is Sushi....

mountain man said...

Actually that is not true, but nice try, anonymous, you freak out.

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