Thursday, June 02, 2005

Nighty Night

I am ready to go to sleep soon. Danzig and Krakow are in their waterbeds with heavy lids. I am on the floor with my false inflatable wife and Beth is in the hallway. All is as it should be. Stars are accumulating around my pores and I am proud to say I am feeling the love of donkey love and looking forward excitedly to the lack of understanding of everyone around me in relation to my self and my practices. Never will I share my complete inner fortitude with anyone. I am truly alone and truly secular, a monster in my midst. Thank you. Telegraphically yours, MM. PS - The summer love is gaining ground. The longest day approaches, mind yourself for terror may creep in to the waning darkened hours without warning. Pestilence is in the foreground.

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8 comments:

Adrienne said...

This man is very attractive. Is he a security guard?

Benjamin said...

Yes I am in securities. I can protect or aggress, depending on the dynamic of the current situation. I look good in grey and beige, but I am not a Chump. I am a protector of ladies and men but I prefer the ladies, I am sorry, it's true. I will help in any way I can but I must tell you I love silence. Please keep quiet is an important thing to do. No one likes to hear residual noise from unrelated partners. This is not a hoe down.

Titus said...

You are a very alluring fellow. Please tell us more about your true self.

sloth said...

MM, this man. He is giving mixed signals. The tie points down aggressively, but the finger points up in a silencing way. What is the true direction? He is like a spinning compass. He makes Sloth dizzy.

sloth said...

(By the way Ham Paw, Sloth saw a certain relic of yours in MM's shed, and Ham Paw, it rocks!)

krixfort said...

lap dog my ass. c'mere chumpers and I'll open up a can of whoopass on you.

any ways, love you MM. kisses. Champ/chimp can suck it.

Kill said...

Champ was a jerkbag. I hope he doesn't come back. MM you sound alienated. Perhaps you need a shot of smack in your left butt cheek?

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