Monday, June 20, 2005

Poodle Pigtails

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Hairstyle keeps neck cool. Orange field is calming and protective. Open mouth adds cross-circulation in concert with open anus. Next step is tongue lolling out of right side of mouth. Then all will be in perfect harmony and alignment. This is my new summer look.

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too strange. That is my new summer look as well.

phyllis diller said...

How odd...this is my look all year round.

Hammy Pawlett said...

HI MM! Welcome home. You were missed!
Many hugs to you and Uncle Fritz

Anonymous said...

Good look MM. Do you think you could braid your chest hair as well? I find pigtails are good for guidance, much like handle bars, but sexier.

mountain man said...

I fear this hairstyle is charmless. Phyllis, are you prone to making enemies? Do you blame your hair?

Hi HP! Playtime is nigh, no?

mountain man said...

Yes anonymous, yes and true. The lord guides me through the handlebars of my parted and segmented hair. But what I wonder is does it earn me jesting from my fellowman? Jesting and judgment? Please advise.

Miss Multiplier said...

MM's chest hair is not long enough for braiding. We are applying hair club products and still it is not long enough. He is still boyish in a way.

schnarfs said...

I believe in these pigtails, yes. I believe even more strongly in the white hair and the layered cut, spikes and frizzes playfully tousled. Electricity or lightening may be involved?

phyllis said...

I never blame the hair...I blame the sagging skin. You do not have such problems dearie.

ham paw said...

mm, I am still very sick due to air conditioner and analysts. Still I am going on my daily voyage to the tower to infect the rest of the warriors and cause economic turmoil. this is a calling, no?

fairy butler said...

infect them. I am sorry to hear of your persistant illness hp. I was able to shake the germoids on Saturday night after days of shivering and quiet complaining wandering from room to room in search of meaning, or something. I had goblets of wine and grilled tube meats which sealed the cure inside of me. The sicks are most unwelcome, but in your case I advise you use the biological weapon at your disposal.

ham paw said...

I only wish I could wear my hair in a poodle fashion. Pride in the shivers.

fairy butler said...

yes, the poodle stylings would give more undercover power to the biological weapons inside of you. I just want to transform into a fluffy orange cat and curl up.

krixfort said...

mm, that is a good summer look for you I am thinking.

mountain man said...

I did not realize you both were sick HP and FB. I too have had this cold for a week now and had to of course cough like a bamboozler through the entire funeral on Friday. I tried numbing throat drops containing -caines. But they did not stop the irritating coughing at inopportune times. Nor could they do anything to quell the stomach noises that caused those in the pew ahead of me to turn around in shock. MM's body is out of control. The air conditioning does not help one's breathing capacities and yet it is hard to live without.

mountain man said...

Thanks for the mental thumb up on my look, Krix. I am crimping my hair now with my coveted crimping iron. I am dying it white, eggshell, to be more specific.

Perplexer said...

Phyllis I think you are lovely even caught in your drooping skin bag such as you are.

Handlebars of Guidance said...

I am not religious but I seek to guide you to the ways of ritual in corporeality. Body makes vehicle simply. You are guided towards oneness and ecstatic micronationhood. The visitors come and go but you remain silent and encapsulated, tragically happy.

candy ass said...

i;ll bet my ass is a better guide than your handle bars

david hunt said...

what is the deal? you all think you're artists or something?

Anonymous said...

DH, let me guess, are you the artist?

chanticleer said...

I am not an artist. I am fowl.

david hunt said...

I am holy

david hunt said...

i have curated more sexess in my time , I think a little respect is due in this forum of base minds

candy ass said...

oh david ! you can taste my O ring for sure

panther said...

What's a sexess?

schnarffy pants said...

this is my real name. I am an artist.

panther said...

how do you know you are an artist?

rob said...

The great rebellion of artists against the Academy of our day is already underway. I discovered that there were pockets of resistance to the present PC stranglehold. After the Boston Museum School, my studies took me to the New York Academy of Art, and to Jacob Collins' Water Street Atelier. Admittedly, the pursuit of genuine technical skill is a daunting exercise. Not everyone can do it. But that is why not everyone who says that he or she is an artist, is actually an artist. That is one of the biggest falacies of Modernism: I think I'm an artist, therefore I am.

rob said...

There is presently a multi-generational academic school of thought in place in American universities and art schools that says that technique is not neccesary to make great art. In fact, if you are a good draftsman, you are suspect from the outset of being a hack or a shill of crass consumerism. The artistic vision of the individual is paramount in the present academy, regardless of ability to communicate that vision in a coherent manner

Anonymous said...

you seem very wise. Tell me more please.

Sylphic Hatch said...

Rob and David Hunt. Liars and ill-begotten. What is the point of them being here, now? What?

Anonymous said...

What is all this artist talk? Who cares who is who? Do you all have syphilis? Are you headed for blindness? I may be.

Planet said...

Roaming in the substrata. Syphilis cannot be helped. Disease and incompetence of sexlessness. Die.

Anonymous said...

I am already dead.

mountain man said...

I am already dead too, it is not unlovely. I am not wanting to see anyone. Is not wrong or unique from what I understand. I want to stay cocooned for just a bit longer. It is easier that way. Syphilis is something I hope I never receive, be it via coitus, email or facsimile correspondence. Stay clear of me, std's.

Gwen said...

Receiving disease via electronic transmission is the wave of the future. But how to accomplish this on the enemies that I loathe? My enemies are less powerful than some. They inhabit the underside of rocks but are not salamanders or mushrooms. They lurk and are formless. They glimpse and are slippers. It is unlike and formative.

mountain man said...

Hi Gwen. I miss Sushi Blameful. Do you?

Gwen said...

Yes I miss Sushi too. Sushi is transcendent. East truly meets west in the form of Sushi.

Beth said...

MM you have had chlamydia. You have had weird warts that you refuse to diagnose. You are sickening in your private zone. I hate you and love you at the same time. Please replace your zone with a sanitary prosthesis. I am tired of your shameful dirts.

mountain man said...

Beth, I care not what you prefer or loathe. You are my slave and will submit to my wants as such. Right now you seem piggish. You will don your pig nose mask and heel at my feet. You will stay, face up, on your knees, hating me and loving me, with drool dripping down your senseless chin onto your rotten neck until I tell you to move. Beth. Worthless is a word you may one day understand in relation to yourself. Good luck to you

Gwen said...

Do you want to invest all of your dollars into a scheme that may render you penniless in order to find the type of affection and reinforcement that only your mommy gave you when you were first born? If yes then press 1.

Horst said...

Gwen, this is a tempting offer but I am refusing it. Good luck to you in finding some takers.

wala said...

totally canine, mm dawg!
next stop: paris (texas)
woof2!

bob said...

Bizaster!
That's some hot stuff. Too bad I slept through it. Beth needs a birchin'; she don't seem so submissive to me. Is that little hottie collared yet? Maybe a public parade is in order. She could serve Jello shooters and cotton candy from a tray attached to her nipple rings.
Yeowza, three ride tickets please.

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