I am developing my posterior muscles through repetitive squatting. I seek to become double my size in that area, out of proportion and worthy of sneering. I will krush with my rear, anyone who confounds me. Meanwhile the hair-crimping was a success and I believe it will be permanent, if only I can keep from washing my hairs ever again. This should not be a problem for I hate showering. I want to ripen like a good cheese. Many of you may find this disgusting however I am not worried, you do not have to be around me on a day-to-day basis.
Here are my temporary preoccupations:
pairs of ceramic animals
scout sashes without badges
miniature robot police, also referred to as blue goo