I bought this dolly set so I can "play" at learning how to take care of myself when I get to be an old Mountain Man. As you can see, I may have teats. I will practice care simulation of my geriatric self.
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I see they have included both sets of genitalia in this set. I am scared. The male set looks like it has a double weenie. What kind of liquids are in the bottles?
Mr. MM, when you get older, will you have interchangeable parts as well? Where do they come from? Will you grow them in the garden? It seems like a lot of work to clean, maintain, and store so many different organs and limbs.
Yes it will be a lot of work. But with a sanitary attitude and forthright concern for every part, keeping them clean and oiled, etc., I think I will live to be a very happy old man indeed. Perhaps even happier than I am now (which is not so happy). Would anyone else like to play with me?
hey Ham Paw. I see you are now listed as a contributor to artisticthoughts. Will you soon have your own blog? I imagine a cult will spring from its loins shortly upon its inception.
MM, how can you be unhappy when so many creatures love you so much? How can we make you happier? We are dancing and jumping for your pleasure and enjoyment! We blow you kisses daily! We give you transfusions - are they not working? Sloth will consult with the various Oracles and Gurus to try to fix.
Sloth you are right. I am foolish to be dithering with faulty ideas so. However, misery is what gives me fun propensities. Please forgive me. I love my friendly creatures beyond measure. I can hardly contain the squalor negations you all procreate within me. It is fine! It is mine!!
Lion King, I am worried about you. You are always so feral. You need to be tethered once more.
Full on trickery there! Who knew when you got older you could trade genitals for the other kind. Fun. Lion King, I saw your privates one time. They were unanimously huge. You need to be deflated some, I think.
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I see they have included both sets of genitalia in this set. I am scared. The male set looks like it has a double weenie. What kind of liquids are in the bottles?
I am in awe of you too!!! FUNNY HAHAHA!!!
tricky beast, mighty morphing trannygramps, double-dildoed dolly! You look like you don't quite know what to do with yourself, and little wonder.
Looks like gramps is on a smack bender...
Mr. MM, when you get older, will you have interchangeable parts as well? Where do they come from? Will you grow them in the garden? It seems like a lot of work to clean, maintain, and store so many different organs and limbs.
Yes it will be a lot of work. But with a sanitary attitude and forthright concern for every part, keeping them clean and oiled, etc., I think I will live to be a very happy old man indeed. Perhaps even happier than I am now (which is not so happy). Would anyone else like to play with me?
play doctor, you mean?
I will play. let me change your parts.
hey Ham Paw. I see you are now listed as a contributor to artisticthoughts. Will you soon have your own blog? I imagine a cult will spring from its loins shortly upon its inception.
MM, how can you be unhappy when so many creatures love you so much? How can we make you happier? We are dancing and jumping for your pleasure and enjoyment! We blow you kisses daily! We give you transfusions - are they not working? Sloth will consult with the various Oracles and Gurus to try to fix.
i wonder if the old man can transform into a dildo...i'd like to lube himj up and stick him up me bum
gerttle, that's CRAZY TALK!!! you are oversexed.
Sloth you are right. I am foolish to be dithering with faulty ideas so. However, misery is what gives me fun propensities. Please forgive me. I love my friendly creatures beyond measure. I can hardly contain the squalor negations you all procreate within me. It is fine! It is mine!!
Lion King, I am worried about you. You are always so feral. You need to be tethered once more.
Krixie are you still on vacation? hi!!!!
This doll scenario is a representation of how I feel inside all the time. Tired, useless, at a loss...What a find!
Full on trickery there! Who knew when you got older you could trade genitals for the other kind. Fun. Lion King, I saw your privates one time. They were unanimously huge. You need to be deflated some, I think.
I'd like to lick this fella and all his parts too!!
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