Monday, May 09, 2005

When I am Older

I bought this dolly set so I can "play" at learning how to take care of myself when I get to be an old Mountain Man. As you can see, I may have teats. I will practice care simulation of my geriatric self.

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19 comments:

Cuddles said...

I see they have included both sets of genitalia in this set. I am scared. The male set looks like it has a double weenie. What kind of liquids are in the bottles?

Pan said...

Dear Mountain Man,
I am in awe of you.

Chichi said...

I am in awe of you too!!! FUNNY HAHAHA!!!

sloth said...

tricky beast, mighty morphing trannygramps, double-dildoed dolly! You look like you don't quite know what to do with yourself, and little wonder.

flinch said...

Looks like gramps is on a smack bender...

foilage said...

Mr. MM, when you get older, will you have interchangeable parts as well? Where do they come from? Will you grow them in the garden? It seems like a lot of work to clean, maintain, and store so many different organs and limbs.

mountain man said...

Yes it will be a lot of work. But with a sanitary attitude and forthright concern for every part, keeping them clean and oiled, etc., I think I will live to be a very happy old man indeed. Perhaps even happier than I am now (which is not so happy). Would anyone else like to play with me?

flinch said...

play doctor, you mean?

krixfort said...

I will play. let me change your parts.

krixfort said...

hey Ham Paw. I see you are now listed as a contributor to artisticthoughts. Will you soon have your own blog? I imagine a cult will spring from its loins shortly upon its inception.

sloth said...

MM, how can you be unhappy when so many creatures love you so much? How can we make you happier? We are dancing and jumping for your pleasure and enjoyment! We blow you kisses daily! We give you transfusions - are they not working? Sloth will consult with the various Oracles and Gurus to try to fix.

lion king said...

hey bitches. not so funny with the guy. toys are not people. they are objects. Burn this one.

lion king said...

showing off private parts is how I got tethered.

gerttle said...

i wonder if the old man can transform into a dildo...i'd like to lube himj up and stick him up me bum

krixfort said...

gerttle, that's CRAZY TALK!!! you are oversexed.

mountain man said...

Sloth you are right. I am foolish to be dithering with faulty ideas so. However, misery is what gives me fun propensities. Please forgive me. I love my friendly creatures beyond measure. I can hardly contain the squalor negations you all procreate within me. It is fine! It is mine!!

Lion King, I am worried about you. You are always so feral. You need to be tethered once more.

Krixie are you still on vacation? hi!!!!

Gnostical Turpitude said...

This doll scenario is a representation of how I feel inside all the time. Tired, useless, at a loss...What a find!

Gorgon said...

Full on trickery there! Who knew when you got older you could trade genitals for the other kind. Fun. Lion King, I saw your privates one time. They were unanimously huge. You need to be deflated some, I think.

Preston said...

I'd like to lick this fella and all his parts too!!