Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Thank You F Lady

Just a few moments ago I got my head stuck in the urinal again and this kind lady flew in to rescue me from certain indecency and dirt crusts in the tresses. It was a bad scene for me. She flew away right after she uncorked me. I wish only the best for her.

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36 comments:

Brother Stash said...

MM this must have wrenched your neck but good. Might I suggest an orthopedic pillow tonight to work out your oncoming neck kinks?

labbai said...

O sad....you assholes...so sad thong....

ham the avenger said...

I don't like the looks of you labbai. You need some introductory courses. I feel bad for you.

mountain man said...

Labbai? Ok. You are FInnish, this is interesting. But what is a sad thong, I would like to know. How is Finland? Have you never seen a large lady showing off her wares? She is happy to be this way. And she is so nice to rescue me from the bad places.

sloth said...

Maybe the "F" stands for Finnish, too, and you are fellow Finns.

panther said...

The finns are dangerous breed. I am in constant fear of them and their lack of acceptance of all the peoples. They are uncomfortable with variety.

mountain man said...

Good point Sloth. There is nothing wrong with a fat Finnish superhero lady. It is good to have sisters with magic powers.

Jasper Janx said...

From what I understand, they are almost entirely an alien race, similar to the Dutch (the most evil breed) and the Swedes (slightly less evil but still gnashy). This is what I read about in a real textbook in my school.

panter said...

I love juice and when it is barely contained. I want to bite.

mountain man said...

WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE DUTCH ALIENS who live quietly amidst us. They have no one fooled. The Finns are a growing concern, they have killed many in their haunted woods. The Finns say they are interested in beauty and added values, but they are only interested in fouling. Cover your eyes if you see a Finn. Look away or he will burn you.

panter said...

The dutch are cruel. this "finn" may be a dutchbot.

sloth said...

Panther, are you not also unaccepting of all the people, which include the ones with Finns?

mountain man said...

I have juice for you panther in barely containers. I am ready to trade it for good biting technique advice. (I want to bite my lovely Chili Pepper later.)

Anonymous said...

I am sickened by this picture. Call me dutch if you want, but I think its mean.

mountain man said...

I know some people with finns instead of feet. They are considered "carnies."

sloth said...

Do the Carnies have Gills, too?

mountain man said...

But she posed for it smiling so how is it mean? She is being silly by the looks of it. Why is it mean to be pictured when you are fat? I think it's pretty. I like flesh.

mountain man said...

Maybe Sloth, I am not sure. I like the Gill people. They are more varying. They get high and touch the sky.

sloth said...

she is happy and smiling with the red lipstick, this F-lady. Maybe F stands for "Fronds."

panter said...

shut your finnish mouth Slog.

Helen Bicklesworth said...

Well I am fleshy myself and I am not offended by this picture. I think it's cute. It makes me want to get a superhero outfit for Satoshi to enjoy with me in the bedroom.

mountain man said...

Maybe F stands for French Toast? Or Fudge? Or Flights of Fancy?

Becky said...

I like to be whipped with palm fronds.

panter said...

I like juicey bits. I would love to share my techniques, but they are private for me only. I consider it a moment.

mountain man said...

What do sloths like to wear?

mountain man said...

pug is after me again. She is sniffing me with a snout of evil.

mountain man said...

OK Panter. You may keep it secret. I understand by keeping it secret you are keeping it real. Do you need any help with anything?

sloth said...

Oh, a sleepy smile will do for sartorial splendor...

mountain man said...

I feel my head fragmenting.

Fragmented Head said...

I totally understand that feeling MM. Sloth are you nude?

Snout said...

I am wanting to replace all your noses and mouths with me.

sloth said...

Well, it depends on what you mean by "nude." Like the MM, Sloth is quite hirsute.

mountain man said...

She is stout and harsh. this morning I tried to pet her on the head. Her handler asked me not to pet her head becasue he was training her not to trust people. It turns out that she is a special breed of pit bull and is on her way to growing larger.

panther said...

I'm sorry to be secretive. This is how I work. I am in special times with cholora like symptomatic constructs of vanity and erotomania. It is very special, but is not considered training. It is a concerted effort for me to write this. My subconscious leans in to the ether and this is a physical construct, if you will.

sloth said...

Sloth goes back to the Log now. Snout, trust the MM. Finn, stop being so crabby. Crawl back in your ice-hole and think about what you said. Sloth goes to sleep, perchance to dream about the doe-eyed one.

Ranchor said...

F lady, holly crap you are fat and hot, you're spandex, you're secondary tier of epidermous delight. i dream of being caught in your folds on a humid day (i am fear of cold), i crave the equator. you ballance my errection and my caution. I am bland and buy my meals by the meal. I cry and watch medical dramas with a box of kleenex. I like frozen pizza and pretend to watch art films when I truly yearn for a block buster on the corner. i vow this F lady, I fear not, and brave I am, are you? It takes real courage to pick up the phone. I am vulnerable, are you? Seek me out, I am bland and buy my meals by the meal. I cry and watch medical dramas with a box of kleenex. I like frozen pizza and pretend to watch art films when I truly yearn for a block buster on the corner. Here I am!