Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Soothing for Fairy Butler

This is for you, dearie. Please focus on it and have it inhabit your mindscape. Goodness will come to you. Frothiness will mix with bees and never sting you. Benevolence will be transformed from the pressuring dirt build-ups.

It is true for all of us.

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46 comments:

Anonymous said...

please kitty. you are so cute.

Kitty in Sheep Hat said...

I am here to give so much cuteness to you. I love you.

labbai said...

Sorry...that piece of shit just looks like a piece of something that doesn'n fit in to your perfect world...

sloth said...

Kitty is a Sprite-djinni. She gives Sloth soft dreams.

mountain man said...

Labbai I wish I understood what you meant but it is tinged with unknowing.

mountain man said...

Good Sloth, that is good. MM needs to sleep too but he cannot yet do so. It is gruelsome.

sloth said...

Labia must be lonely in the frozen hellscape. With such a pretty name, too.

mountain man said...

Yes, the Finnish hellscape must have frozen his petals. Poor Labia. No fun for him anywhere. But for Sloth and MM, fun is omni-existent, proliferating in the truancy of nature.

Borscht said...

Hellscape makes for brightness of beets for borscht. That is one good thing about it.

Street Fighter said...

I am ready to rumble with pansy man named after private area. His trees will tremble when I take out my chainsaw.

Niddeleker said...

Frozen tundra undergirds beast of Dutch irreality which swines through the matrix of interspecies blending like so much poison. It is bad, it is ill for stick straight branch daggers to sit idly on trees when they ought to escape the stillness and poke the ignorant puddle-heads in the eyes.

mountain man said...

I am tired of so much stillness.

PD said...

What a cute kitty-sheep. May I play with it awhile?

mountain man said...

Yes PD, go ahead and love him. Squeeze out the cuteness and sprinkle it on your head.

mountain man said...

Puddleheads, please be on high alert. Your eyes need protection from the errant projectile sticks. What fun and delight for the onlookers of such phenomena.

PD said...

Oh he's so soft and lovely. I think I must have one of my own. Maybe a kitty
in a bear hat.

Preston said...

Are you Labia or Labbai?

Labia sounds sweeter.

mountain man said...

Kitty in bear hat? Bears are scary. I am often afraid they will eat moi.

mountain man said...

What is he/she? I want to know. Poor Finnish alien. Foolish.

mountain man said...

Preston are you obsessed with getting some?

Anonymous said...

I am falling in love with Sloth. Sloth gentle. Sloth sweet. Sloth seems true to goo. Shhh.

Dancer of Asymmetry said...

My feelings have frozen and then thawed to due persistence of cuteness in the form of kitty with sheep hat. I love.

Bag said...

Boiling frizz. Sugar in tinkles.

mountain man said...

What are you saying Bag??

mountain man said...

Bag are you a Dutch or Swedish or Finnish spy? I believe you are. You are a masquerader.

PD said...

Danger is definitely implied, but dulled by cuteness. Maybe a kitty in a puppy hat.

Preston said...

I love getting some all day long. I am quick with my tongue and stuff. I like the thrill of the lick.

PD said...

i just made myself a pita pizza

mountain man said...

That sounds good PD. I am having some woman chips and salsa. Very hot salsa. I am drinking from the seeping wineskin as well.

mountain man said...

Oh Preston! You are a sick sex addict. I like.

Cheez Wizard said...

Hey Preston, did you know that I am a lady? I like you. I want to lick the sweat off your forearms, but that's all I will do, for starters, if you want. Hi!

Preston said...

I am very excited by this Cheez.
I will lick whatever you wish in return. I am more interested in giving.

PD said...

Well I made the pita pizza with fresh mozzarella and basil and what not....

I am about to partake in sugar-coated almonds.

Pasquale said...

I'm eating some salsicce!

mountain man said...

I am looking forward to a Jamaican jerk chicken burrito that I ordered. Yummers.

PD said...

Mexicano Mountain Man...
YOU are Yummers to me!

labbai said...

Sorry..I Did not call anyone anything...it was just that thing on your site...terrible thing...so scary... was it alive or alike? Me ynderständ

fairy butler said...

Double the softness! Thank you for the soothingness of this little prince. It will fill my void with fluff instead of prickly sticks when I think of it. The future is unclear except that it will come. Fabeebles??? Where can I purchase some krunk?

PD said...

Krunk is junk Fairy, and may impair your judgement tomorrow. You need to be lucid when you approach the Wizard with plastic-wrapped goodies.

Ya dig?

PD said...

But if needed, I will give you some Oxy in case of an emergency.

sideburns said...

rejoice in the comfort of hair everyone!!

Damian said...

Kittygoat

Gelatin Mutton said...

Hi Damian. I am not a goat but I am on the same farm in terms of ideas. I get many ideas from your songs. You are key.

Ranchor said...

just this, I say to Labbai: you are a dirty piece of shit cock i pullled out of your sisters ass, as i whipe my brown rod on your inner eyelids. blink bitch!

krixfort said...

Ranchor, that is so mean sounding. Why do you not succumb to the soft cuteness of the kitty goat thingy. It looks like my friend Gary.

krixfort said...

Necklace and Lupus, I'm sorry I missed you picnic. I was bound and betrothed. It is over now.