I have decided to sell my bars of chocolate, 12 at $1 each. You may buy up to 3 per person. (So as not to get too charged up on chocolate). I am also selling my old shoes for 15 cents, in case anyone has a smelly shoe fetish. I am selling my cat, Herbert, for $5,000, because that is how much he is worth to me. I am also going to sell my fingernail clippings (Ham Paw, you in particular may be interested in these) for $9.99 a pound.