Friday, May 13, 2005

A Journey Away

MM and HP are going on a journey this weekend that will culminate in a fanciful but unpredictably nervous-making reunion with old fellowships from the truly pre-modern years. From the years back when Ham Paw actually ate Ham and believed himself part of an already established ideology and Mountain Man was so feral and untrained that he had weeds in his hair. I was such a shy guy I could not speak in public without shuddering. There will be a festive gathering tonight in celebration of our return that we are most looking forward to. HP will wear jeans and a tutu, I believe and MM will be wearing his signature overalls and nude underneath. For shame or better, these will be our outfits of choice.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

That sounds like half a bag of fun on a crispy bun. Make mine gluten free! The bun that is!

Anonymous said...

You are a dipstick.

Anonymous said...

I am ready and willing to complete appointed rounds today. Does anyone need any help?

Mountain Man said...

There have been some disturbing signs already...

1. collapse of wall and landslide
2. choking on candy
3. bleeding, uncontrollable, on persons who don't deserve it
4. outgrowths in undeniably wrong places
5. watchers everywhere

Anonymous said...

Please be careful today. You know what day it is. Doom.

Anonymous said...

The signs are true yet reversible.
Candy is child's play.
Outgrowths are inevitable
Bleeding is the worst of them; its reversibility is difficult but not impossible.
Communal transfusions are an option.

Mountain Man said...

Thanks royally PD. I hope to imbibe in meaty traditions of the city you refer to.

Anonymous said...

Eat me.

sloth said...

Mountain Man, Sloth wishes you and Ham Paw many adventures of the funnest kind. You will wow those critters from your past with your wonderousness of qualities. Buon viaggio!

Anonymous said...

Many lucks with fellows and meatcity.
Outfit will bring much sun.

Anonymous said...

I will miss you both while you are away. God speed and many happy cheesesteaks.

Anonymous said...

remember to leave a trail of breadcrumbs so as not to get too lost in your visit to the past. You do not want to lose your way back to the present.
That is all.
Krixfort

Anonymous said...

Be careful of the hoagie-rapes!

fairy butler said...

Cheers to HP & MM!! Here here, let their geniuses reign supreme amongst the ghosts from the past. They will return full of the meats and with wisdom gained. Please implant a spy camera for I wish to see the outcome of this special event.

Mountain Man said...

Underneath the frights of the night were very much sweetness all around. All in all it was very nice if tiring. MM's face is tired and orangutan-ish.

Anonymous said...

Hi Ham Paw. I am glad for you, but sad I missed the dance cycle. Were the tribes of nether nice? Who is who? I am tired too, like MM.

Anonymous said...

Good HP. You were the center of the circle, that is smart. I am tired too today. I am remembering nothing, I don't think. It is too late for me. Except for the bacon.

Anonymous said...

HP and MM you are traumatically intense. My personality is blossoming into pecan twirlies.

Anonymous said...

I am a really good dancer, I twirl like a pecan twirly.

Anonymous said...

i have half a bag of crackling pork skins. should i finish it, is what i want to know?

Anonymous said...

Woof down the meat products and raise your hands and hearts high to the new day's glory. From now on let's ask for what we want immediately so as not to waste time in this world. We never know when a rupture will occur, like in an artery or retaining wall.

Anonymous said...

welcome home hep cats!