Friday, May 13, 2005
A Journey Away
MM and HP are going on a journey this weekend that will culminate in a fanciful but unpredictably nervous-making reunion with old fellowships from the truly pre-modern years. From the years back when Ham Paw actually ate Ham and believed himself part of an already established ideology and Mountain Man was so feral and untrained that he had weeds in his hair. I was such a shy guy I could not speak in public without shuddering. There will be a festive gathering tonight in celebration of our return that we are most looking forward to. HP will wear jeans and a tutu, I believe and MM will be wearing his signature overalls and nude underneath. For shame or better, these will be our outfits of choice.
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That sounds like half a bag of fun on a crispy bun. Make mine gluten free! The bun that is!
You are a dipstick.
I am ready and willing to complete appointed rounds today. Does anyone need any help?
There have been some disturbing signs already...
1. collapse of wall and landslide
2. choking on candy
3. bleeding, uncontrollable, on persons who don't deserve it
4. outgrowths in undeniably wrong places
5. watchers everywhere
Please be careful today. You know what day it is. Doom.
The signs are true yet reversible.
Candy is child's play.
Outgrowths are inevitable
Bleeding is the worst of them; its reversibility is difficult but not impossible.
Communal transfusions are an option.
Thanks royally PD. I hope to imbibe in meaty traditions of the city you refer to.
Eat me.
Mountain Man, Sloth wishes you and Ham Paw many adventures of the funnest kind. You will wow those critters from your past with your wonderousness of qualities. Buon viaggio!
Many lucks with fellows and meatcity.
Outfit will bring much sun.
I will miss you both while you are away. God speed and many happy cheesesteaks.
remember to leave a trail of breadcrumbs so as not to get too lost in your visit to the past. You do not want to lose your way back to the present.
That is all.
Krixfort
Be careful of the hoagie-rapes!
Cheers to HP & MM!! Here here, let their geniuses reign supreme amongst the ghosts from the past. They will return full of the meats and with wisdom gained. Please implant a spy camera for I wish to see the outcome of this special event.
Underneath the frights of the night were very much sweetness all around. All in all it was very nice if tiring. MM's face is tired and orangutan-ish.
Hi Ham Paw. I am glad for you, but sad I missed the dance cycle. Were the tribes of nether nice? Who is who? I am tired too, like MM.
Good HP. You were the center of the circle, that is smart. I am tired too today. I am remembering nothing, I don't think. It is too late for me. Except for the bacon.
HP and MM you are traumatically intense. My personality is blossoming into pecan twirlies.
I am a really good dancer, I twirl like a pecan twirly.
i have half a bag of crackling pork skins. should i finish it, is what i want to know?
Woof down the meat products and raise your hands and hearts high to the new day's glory. From now on let's ask for what we want immediately so as not to waste time in this world. We never know when a rupture will occur, like in an artery or retaining wall.
welcome home hep cats!
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