Friday, May 13, 2005

A Journey Away

MM and HP are going on a journey this weekend that will culminate in a fanciful but unpredictably nervous-making reunion with old fellowships from the truly pre-modern years. From the years back when Ham Paw actually ate Ham and believed himself part of an already established ideology and Mountain Man was so feral and untrained that he had weeds in his hair. I was such a shy guy I could not speak in public without shuddering. There will be a festive gathering tonight in celebration of our return that we are most looking forward to. HP will wear jeans and a tutu, I believe and MM will be wearing his signature overalls and nude underneath. For shame or better, these will be our outfits of choice.

26 comments:

Gorp said...

That sounds like half a bag of fun on a crispy bun. Make mine gluten free! The bun that is!

Anonymous said...

You are a dipstick.

Sugar high said...

I am ready and willing to complete appointed rounds today. Does anyone need any help?

mountain man said...

There have been some disturbing signs already...

1. collapse of wall and landslide
2. choking on candy
3. bleeding, uncontrollable, on persons who don't deserve it
4. outgrowths in undeniably wrong places
5. watchers everywhere

Warning Sign said...

Please be careful today. You know what day it is. Doom.

nigh said...

The signs are true yet reversible.
Candy is child's play.
Outgrowths are inevitable
Bleeding is the worst of them; its reversibility is difficult but not impossible.
Communal transfusions are an option.

postmoderndebunker said...

I am sure this reunion will take place in a city full of love--of the brotherly kind--right? So do not fear! Of course it will be a great success, with hoagies and cheesesteaks all around.

My best wishes Ham and the Man.

mountain man said...

Thanks royally PD. I hope to imbibe in meaty traditions of the city you refer to.

Meat said...

Eat me.

sloth said...

Mountain Man, Sloth wishes you and Ham Paw many adventures of the funnest kind. You will wow those critters from your past with your wonderousness of qualities. Buon viaggio!

Sushi Blameful said...

Many lucks with fellows and meatcity.
Outfit will bring much sun.

krixfort said...

I will miss you both while you are away. God speed and many happy cheesesteaks.

krixfort said...

remember to leave a trail of breadcrumbs so as not to get too lost in your visit to the past. You do not want to lose your way back to the present.
That is all.
Krixfort

Marcia C. said...

Be careful of the hoagie-rapes!

fairy butler said...

Cheers to HP & MM!! Here here, let their geniuses reign supreme amongst the ghosts from the past. They will return full of the meats and with wisdom gained. Please implant a spy camera for I wish to see the outcome of this special event.

ham paw said...

I am back and spent libations.
overstimulated.
bowel movement.
hot automobile.

mountain man said...

Underneath the frights of the night were very much sweetness all around. All in all it was very nice if tiring. MM's face is tired and orangutan-ish.

ham paw said...

there were lakes of brotherly love, a giant horse, many parental ministrations. A ham paw dance cycle. The journey was successful in every way!

bridges intact

Niddeleker said...

Hi Ham Paw. I am glad for you, but sad I missed the dance cycle. Were the tribes of nether nice? Who is who? I am tired too, like MM.

ham paw said...

HP is sore in neck from dance circles with a solo performance enacted with neck swivel. He was very worn yesterday after little sleep and heated travel. This Sunday is remember day.

Bleet said...

Good HP. You were the center of the circle, that is smart. I am tired too today. I am remembering nothing, I don't think. It is too late for me. Except for the bacon.

Caring and Loyal said...

HP and MM you are traumatically intense. My personality is blossoming into pecan twirlies.

Laugh Track said...

I am a really good dancer, I twirl like a pecan twirly.

g'morm said...

i have half a bag of crackling pork skins. should i finish it, is what i want to know?

*%#Ecstatic Spelunker#%* said...

Woof down the meat products and raise your hands and hearts high to the new day's glory. From now on let's ask for what we want immediately so as not to waste time in this world. We never know when a rupture will occur, like in an artery or retaining wall.

krixfort said...

welcome home hep cats!